#u!c3

[ratfantasy-sims]

???: “Squak! I’ve been here since chapter one, and no one can pick me up because I spawned somewhere inaccessible! Our goddess doesn’t know how to delete me, so I’m stuck here. That means I get to narrate for you, onlookers!”

???: “Hey! Wait! Don’t go! Didn’t the goddess say we’d head over to the brothel on the Isle of Myreus for a bit and check up on the ladies?”

???: “Yeah, I heard from another bird that something interesting was going on there. Has something to do with the village, and a squirrel. I can’t move there to check it out, but you can! Or, rather, the goddess can, and you can unfollow if you don’t want to see it. But I don’t think you want to do that, do you?”

???: “Why am i talking like this?”

???: *squaking angrily*

[ratfantasy-sims]

Oats: “Have either of you ever met a wild unicorn?”

Kimber: “I read about them once, but I’ve never met one.”

Luanda: “I’ve seen a purple one before?”

Oats: “That one’s not wild.”

Kimber: “I heard that they can summon bread?”

Luanda: “Wait - really? You should show me where you read that, I’m curious.”

Oats: “I don’t actually know anything about it. I was just curious if anyone else did. Apparently you don’t.”

Luanda: “Harsh.”

[ratfantasy-sims]

Oats: ..what was that

Oats: Woah, hey. I was sleeping!

Oats: “Rude.”

Warren: “Yup.”

Oats: “Wrong room. Get out.”

Luanda: “Nope.”

[ratfantasy-sims]

Luanda: “...Hudd?”

Hudd: “Hmmmm?”

Luanda: “I..”

Hudd: “Yes? Is everything okay?”

Luanda: “No.”

Hudd: “What’s wrong, sis?”

Luanda: “Someone knocked me up.”

Hudd: “Oh.”

Hudd: “Well, we’ll do the best we can, I guess. I’m sorry.”

Luanda: “Whatever that means.”

Hudd: “You don’t have to keep it if you don’t want to. *pausing* Uh, No one’s gotten pregnant here for a long time and the last person who did ran away and took the baby with them. I never even got to touch it before it came out. So.. would it be weird if I touched your stomach just to.. see?”

[ratfantasy-sims]

It’s morning here on the Isle of Myreus. Here, laws don’t exist - well, most of them don’t. The only thing you cannot do is harm a member of the royal family - but anything else goes. Anything. Yes, whatever you just thought of. That too.

That does not mean there are no consequences to your actions here, as Luanda has discovered in her ‘quest’ for freedom. Running away from your family and becoming a sister of a brothelcommune does not make your problems go away, nor does it shield you or anyone else from the consequences of that decision.

Life still moves forward - the same as ever and always - it does not judge, it does not discriminate, it simply is and so are you.

[ratfantasy-sims]

Hath: Hopefully she’s here, because we really need to talk about.. stuff.

Hath: *nervous breathing*

Hath: This is kind of scary. You can do this, Hatharal. C’mon. Man up. You got this. Just spit out the words even if it’s really stupid!

[ratfantasy-sims]

Oats: “So.. you remember that woman who stopped by to visit me.. right, Kimber?”

Kimber: “She’s married. Don’t - no. She shouldn’t-”

Oats: “Hey. That’s for me to decide. If I wanna fantasize about her coming back, I will!”

Kimber: “She could get in a lot of trouble with her husband for coming here y’know. You guys never even kissed.”

Oats: “I wanted to, but no, she was just lonely and overworked! She stopped by to see me - twice! And I didn’t even get to dance!”

Kimber: “And she’s human.”

Oats: “I don’t have a lot of elven options here. Gotta make due with whatever walks thru the front door ifyouknowwhati’msayin.”

Kimber: “I hope you get laid today so that you stop complaining about it.”

[ratfantasy-sims]

Luanda: I don’t see anything in here about unicorns.. what the hell is she saying, ‘I read about this’?