#u douche

[lordmeowdemort]

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[feathersantlersnink]

How do you tell your coworker that her new boyfriend is creepy and hitting on you/ making super not okay comments? They just got together recently and I know she really likes him but wow this is so not okay and I really hope she doesn’t hate me if I tell her

[judgementboyofficial-moved]

sees friend post on my dash

fufckign fight me u asshole what’re u doing up

[talhadia]

Your latest installment of wtf is going on with Jess' housemates:

The drug guy has been stealing food from out of our cupboards and he isn't even denying it and he is actually doing his shit in the lounge now so that's a real problem. 

[internetelitist]

WTF MIKE

[10:02:27 PM] Mike (kainypoo): Did he have a big penis

[10:02:57 PM] Izzy Thornton: we did not have sex ty

[10:03:12 PM] Mike (kainypoo): Wow

[10:03:22 PM] Mike (kainypoo): I'm proud of you

[holydoodleherewego]

So today my friend left her milkshake by the printer and as we walked past the window to the library we saw it and it was surrounded by tons of hot boys

[infinitimatti]

Ask me again in 3 months. ;3

fuck off zane 

[ezrafitzgerld]

"anyway heres wonderwall"