#u-got-my-dick-message

[mechinaries]

i need to know what the full workout mix bucky and steve would have

i dont know the full track list but i can say with 100% certainty mulan's "i'll make a man out of you" is included

and britney spears' "work bitch"

[purplecloudedthoughts]

fun fact one of my first impressions of u-got-my-dick-message was her saying "WHAT THE FRICK FRACK PADDYWHACK" for some forgotten reason in front of our school superintendent. And that was the moment I knew we were gonna be friends.

[scyllaya]

i have a question about BATW: is hatchet written as an aromantic asexual?

Well, for the most part, yes.

Asexual, but I do think that he would be able to feel romantic attraction to someone, but it’s very unlikely with the way he decided to live his life with Loki in the centre of it. So maybe slightly demiromantic? I think is the right word.

Let’s just agree that on a romantic-aromantic scale he’s closer to aromantic, but not not fully at the end point.

I’m really bad at using labels.

[lofispacedog]

1-150, answer all of them

hollly fuck okay u got it boss 

1. Who was the last person you held hands with? 

this really cute girl 

2. Are you outgoing or shy? 

i like to think im a little bit of both if i get out of my shell 

3. Who are you looking forward to seeing? 

my awesome band this friday haha 

4. Are you easy to get along with? 

as long as im not super tired/ hungry/ both i am a very docile person 

5. If you were drunk would the person you like take care of you? 

haha idk probably not but you never know 

6. What kind of people are you attracted to? 

cute, funny girls that like the same stuff i do, and can also deal with sick puns 

7. Do you think you’ll be in a relationship two months from now? 

i honestly i do not know 

8. Who from the opposite gender is on your mind? 

i dunno, probably same cute girl 

9. Does talking about sex make you uncomfortable? 

Very! 

10. Who was the last person you had a deep conversation with? 

probably my best friend tyler

11. What does the most recent text that you sent say? 

im free thursday and friday 

12. What are your 5 favorite songs right now? 

awww shit  

1. meow-anamanaguchi 

2.seventy times 7-brand new 

3.dead on arrival-fob 

4.Endless Fantasy- anamanaguchi 

5.jude law and a semester abroad- brand new 

13. Do you like it when people play with your hair? 

i am known to fall asleep if you play with my hair actually 

14. Do you believe in luck and miracles? 

hell yeah everyday alive is a miracle  

15. What good thing happened this summer? 

i became like 50% more punk rock 

16. Would you kiss the last person you kissed again? 

i have noooo idea 

17. Do you think there is life on other planets? 

yeah actually, i mean its possible 

18. Do you still talk to your first crush? 

hahaha nah 

19. Do you like bubble baths? 

hell yeah B) 

20. Do you like your neighbors? 

they give me money so yes indeed 

21. What are you bad habits? 

your* and probably doing things im not supposed to haha :x 

22. Where would you like to travel? 

germany, japan, iceland, canada, anywhere other than the usa 

23. Do you have trust issues? 

hahaha 

24. Favorite part of your daily routine? 

occasionally driving to starbucks to study tbh  

25. What part of your body are you most uncomfortable with? 

my chest or nose or maybe even my eyebrows because sometimes i cannot contain them 

26. What do you do when you wake up? 

go back to sleep haha 

27. Do you wish your skin was lighter or darker? 

darker, i look p good with a tan sometimes

28. Who are you most comfortable around? 

probably my best friend tyler 

29. Have any of your ex’s told you they regret breaking up? 

yeah  

30. Do you ever want to get married? 

ew idk getting married just sounds depressing at this point in my life but maybe someday??? but if not thats totally cool tbh 

31. If your hair long enough for a pony tail?

i could do a palm tree maybe 

32. Which celebrities would you have a threesome with? 

idk bruh i dont actually fantasize about celebrities 

 33. Spell your name with your chin. 

cvxhjnasdse (i think i did pretty well) 

34. Do you play sports? What sports? 

martial arts as of tomorrow B) 

35. Would you rather live without TV or music? 

TV bruh music is life 

36. Have you ever liked someone and never told them?

yeahhhhh haha 

37. What do you say during awkward silences? 

nothing? if i say something it wouldnt be silence right? 

38. Describe your dream girl/guy?  

gotta be punk rock, also you know loving and compassionate, we gotta get along well, and like the same things for the most part, someone who loves dogs too 

 39. What are your favorite stores to shop in? 

zumies i guess, maybe vans store, maybe macys because i get a super discount 

40. What do you want to do after high school? 

go to college and teach music  

41. Do you believe everyone deserves a second chance? 

yeah, people change and i do too 

42. If your being extremely quiet what does it mean? 

i probably came up with a sick burn in my head and i dont want to accidentally say it tbh, or im getting yelled at 

43. Do you smile at strangers? 

of course! smiles can go a long way 

44. Trip to outer space or bottom of the ocean? 

outer space bruh 

45. What makes you get out of bed in the morning? 

a new day to fuck up 

46. What are you paranoid about? 

being single for a while, or not being able to deal with school 

47. Have you ever been high? 

ya 

48. Have you ever been drunk?

Na 

49. Have you done anything recently that you hope nobody finds out about? 

not really  

50. What was the colour of the last hoodie you wore? 

red 

51. Ever wished you were someone else? 

:/ yeah 

52. One thing you wish you could change about yourself? 

either my nose or my metabolism

 53. Favourite makeup brand? 

ben nye 

54. Favourite store?

pet smart probably? 

55. Favourite blog?

check my blog 

56. Favourite colour?

blueeee

57. Favourite food?

pizza, and donuts for all of my old old followers ;) 

58. Last thing you ate?

pizza B))))))

59. First thing you ate this morning?

i want to say velveeta 

60. Ever won a competition? For what?

state for reciting german poems 

61. Been suspended/expelled? For what?

nope!

62. Been arrested? For what?

nope, but almost B))))))

63. Ever been in love?

yeah :/ 

64. Tell us the story of your first kiss?

it was at the movies on my first date

65. Are you hungry right now?

nah son i love pizza

66. Do you like your tumblr friends more than your real friends?

all my tumblr friends are my real friends, for the most part 

67. Facebook or Twitter?

twitter

68. Twitter or Tumblr?

tumblr

69. Are you watching tv right now?

nope

70. Names of your bestfriends?

tyler, and daniel 

71. Craving something? What?

anamanaguchi 

72. What colour are your towels?

white and brown

72. How many pillows do you sleep with?

7 haha

73. Do you sleep with stuffed animals?

no but i have one in my room 

74. How many stuffed animals do you think you have?

not enough

75. Favourite animal?

dog

76. What colour is your underwear?

blue B)))))

77. Chocolate or Vanilla?

vanilla

78. Favourite ice cream flavour?

strawberry

79. What colour shirt are you wearing?

green and white

80. What colour pants?

black

81. Favourite tv show?

adventure time, maybe regular show

82. Favourite movie?

spvtw 

83. Mean Girls or Mean Girls 2?

mean girls

84. Mean Girls or 21 Jump Street?

21 jump street

85. Favourite character from Mean Girls?

becky i think idk i havent watched it since like 10th grade

86. Favourite character from Finding Nemo?

dory

87. First person you talked to today?

tyler

88. Last person you talked to today?

my mother

89. Name a person you hate?

i dont hate anyone really

90. Name a person you love?

robin williams :( 

91. Is there anyone you want to punch in the face right now?

yeah

92. In a fight with someone?

nah 

93. How many sweatpants do you have?

094. How many sweaters/hoodies do you have?

not enough 

95. Last movie you watched?

what. 

96. Favourite actress?

amy polar

97. Favourite actor?

micheal cera

98. Do you tan a lot?

nope

99. Have any pets?

nope :(((

100. How are you feeling?

idk man a lot happened today and im still processing it all

101. Do you type fast?

sort of yeah

102. Do you regret anything from your past?

oh YEAH

103. Can you spell well?

oh NO

104. Do you miss anyone from your past?

well kinda? not really but it would be cool to talk again

105. Ever been to a bonfire party?

nope!

106. Ever broken someone’s heart?

if i did they cheated on my so does it really matter?

107. Have you ever been on a horse?

i think so

108. What should you be doing?

studying for ACT

109. Is something irritating you right now?

ehh im letting it slide

110. Have you ever liked someone so much it hurt?

oh honey you got a big storm coming

111. Do you have trust issues?

OH HONEY YOU GOT A BIG STORM COMIN

112. Who was the last person you cried in front of?

probably my ex :///////// 

113. What was your childhood nickname?

tank

114. Have you ever been out of your province/state?

yeah

115. Do you play the Wii?

sometimes, for gamecube games

116. Are you listening to music right now?

nope

117. Do you like chicken noodle soup?

its alright i guess

118. Do you like Chinese food?

love it

119. Favourite book?

where the sidewalk ends

120. Are you afraid of the dark?

hella B)))))

121. Are you mean?

only if you hurt my friends

122. Is cheating ever okay?

hell no

123. Can you keep white shoes clean?

haha no way

124. Do you believe in love at first sight?

used to

125. Do you believe in true love?

used to

126. Are you currently bored?

hellaaaaa

127. What makes you happy?

dog

128. Would you change your name?

yeah probably

129. What your zodiac sign?

cancer

130. Do you like subway?

its alright

131. Your bestfriend of the opposite sex likes you, what do you do?

uhm i dont really have a best friend of the opposite sex tho

132. Who’s the last person you had a deep conversation with?

tippy

133. Favourite lyrics right now?

"ive seen more spine in jellyfish, ive seen more gut in eleven year old kids"

134. Can you count to one million?

do i have the patience tho

135. Dumbest lie you ever told?

"she just came over to say hi"

136. Do you sleep with your doors open or closed?

closed, i am scared of people who sleep with their doors open

137. How tall are you?

5'11" ish around there

138. Curly or Straight hair?

it doesnt matter to me

139. Brunette or Blonde?

it honestly doesnt matter dude

140. Summer or Winter?

winter

141. Night or Day?

night

142. Favourite month?

july tho B))))

143. Are you a vegetarian?

nah but i respect you if you are

144. Dark, milk or white chocolate?

milk

145. Tea or Coffee?

coffee

146. Was today a good day?

it was alright, it was also sort of just weird

147. Mars or Snickers?

mars

148. What’s your favourite quote?

"dont be sad that its over, smile because it happened" 

149. Do you believe in ghosts?

yeah dude

150. Get the closest book next to you, open it to page 42, what’s the first line on that

something about Missouri being a slave state