#u.rie

[fckhyland]

sarahhyland: pretending like i know what the fuck i’m doing with a cigar. i’m just glad i have the master @brendonurie to teach me 🥃🚬 @itsmebrendonurie

[fckhyland]

Nothing wrong with that. If a guy says he doesn't like to be bossed around at least SOMETIMES, he's a fucking liar. Its give and take, just like with anything. Alright, I'm fucking in. Lets do this shit. you had me at oh.

It can be pretty hot, right? Being bossed around by a badass woman? Especially when she’s tiny like me. Or so I’ve been told. Totally give and take. Boss me around, B. I dare you.

[fckhyland]

This is just a rush judgement, but I feel like you're kinda bossy, and I kinda fucking dig it. Just throwing it out there. Pretty sure everything is acceptable in Switzerland, isn't it neutral territory AKA anything goes? No? Yes? I don't know.

Oh I can be super bossy when I want to be. I’m glad you like it though. Most guys are fucking terrified of me. It’s insanely hot when a guy can hold his own against me, y’know? Yes, fuck yes. I like this way of thinking. I knew I liked you for a reason, Urie. Come pick me up. Let’s rage.

[fckhyland]

Did you say smoke and whiskey?I'll have you know those are two of some of my favorite things. Uh, fuck yeah. I'm mad at myself for not knowing this place was a thing here.

Did I st-st-stutter? Let’s do this, bitch. Are they really? Well then it sounds like fate. That’s why you have me, honey buns. Is it acceptable to hit it up at 6am?

[fckhyland]

So when am I taking you out to dinner to apologize?

Well I dunno about dinner but I have been eyeing that smoke and whiskey lounge somewhere in the resort. Interested?