#ubisoft bs

[shadowheartwife]

I’m going to replay AC:O but as Alexios this time because I can’t STAND the thought of my gay, lesbian, sapphic, homo Kassandra ending up with Natakas for whatever bs reason Ubisoft has. I’ll just headcanon that once Kassandra leaves the cult behind she continues to live as a mercenary alongside her brother, lovingly banging all of her girlfriends.

[razzledazzy]

arno 'ezio 2.0' dorian

[sharks2hearts]

Ubisoft: We can't make a female assassin because it would be too difficult to animate.

Everyone: But what about Liberation?

Ubisoft: ....

Everyone: ...

Ubisoft: you weren't suppose to remember that.

[sharks2hearts]

How to make character by Ubisoft

white

stubble

some sort of cape thing

congrats. you've made a main character. prepare for all the awards.