(Itachi) 'The world's most unholy fish is Kisame Hoshigaki and his sword Samehada.' "Shut the hell up, Itachi-nii! Kisame's a sharkman!"
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(Itachi) 'The world's most unholy fish is Kisame Hoshigaki and his sword Samehada.' "Shut the hell up, Itachi-nii! Kisame's a sharkman!"
"Half of me says to flip the bird to the Uchiha who shall not be named, other half says no. I am at a deadlock." (Madara) 'Dooo it....' (Itachi) 'Don't dooo it...'
"Why would she ask me to bend over?" (Madara) 'Probably some kinky shit. Or something. I dunno.' "Minerva's a robot, Madara. A robot! And not like that Aigis chick, who can talk and show something resembling emotion, she's a machine!"
'So apparently, Sasuke has a kink for skimpy nurse outfits. Quick, someone get a picture like that of that Naoto, Marie, and the brunette mage that Sasuke totally doesn't like!'
Massive Japanese swearing and frustrated noises.
(Madara) 'Well there's already fan art of me doing that.' Cue Sasuke smacking Madara in the head with his own gunbai. 'Ow! The hell was that for, you damn brat?!' "No! That's fucking nasty and I don't need images like that in my head again! I'm still grossed out from googling Mara yesterday!"