WDM!Reader : Chuckles, Hey, do you remember the first time we held hands?
J : Do not. Remind me. Of that.
Flashback
[WDY/N and J been dating for exactly four days now–four. Somehow, both of them don't know how to act normal about it]
[J and WDY/N are outside the bunker side by side. Both of them are not looking at each other. WDY/N is staring at the dark horizon with a nervous smile while J is staring in the opposite direction]
[Both of them are blushing. WDY/N wears his nervous smile while J is blushing in frustration. WDY/N clears his throat]
WDM!Reader blushing : Um...
J blushing : What?
WDM!Reader blushing : N-Nothing bad!
J blushing : Then say it...
WDM!Reader blushing : Can I... Hold your hand?
[J's function stops for a few seconds]
J blushing : ...Hold my hand?
WDM!Reader : Y-Yeah!
J blushing : I... If that's what you want
[WDY/N holds out his hand, excited to hold hands with–PLOP....
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[J just grabbed her own wrist, twisted, ripped off her entire hand, and plops it right on top of WDY/N's palm]
Flashback ends
WDM!Reader : I've never seen someone panicked so badly before...
WDM!Reader : Uzi has a dark taste. I mean, they are literal murder machines! What in the world could possibly make even one of them say, "I wanna get all up in that"? Honestly, I–Huh??
[WDY/N pauses, seeing V fly right in front of a big oil container, her hair swishing as she lands. She has a razor shark smile and in a blink, her visor turns into a glowing "X"]
[Before WDY/N can blink, she pulls out a blade arm and slashes through the container, spilling it onto her. She manically laughs as the oil drips onto her mouth]
WDM!Reader : ....
WDM!Reader blushing : ...Oh my goodness, Uzi is right...
———
[In Uzi's bedroom, she's sitting at her desk, sketching a new weapon to make on a piece of paper, until she suddenly stops...]
Uzi : ...Huh
[Meanwhile N, sitting on her bed while crayoning a colouring book with a smile]
N : Hm? Something wrong, Uzi?
Uzi : I just had the feeling I should be saying, "I told you so" somewhere...
I've been out of high school for about a year now. And while reading the comic series, I couldn't help but wonder what classes with Uzi must be like. Or just knowing her while in school. When the two of you were being forced to interact.
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Having classes with Uzi
★ The Copper 9 school system left much to be desired. Safety? There was none. Funding seemed to be non-existent. Not to mention how you're ninety percent sure Uzi might've shot up the school if given the chance. She's brought a gun before! -Several times, actually!
★ You're on good terms with her though. So if Uzi finally did snap, you'd probably be told not to come to school tomorrow.
★ You wouldn’t call her a friend. Uzi is more of an acquaintance. Someone you know, but don't go out of your way to talk to. Sitting in front of her or right beside. People ignore her, which means you usually get left alone too.
★ For three years that was the norm. Then your senior year arrived. With it, two new classmates. After the whole "Absolute Solver" drama things quieted down. But man, that was a fun month!
★ Serial designation N and V. They both scared you at first. (V still does.) The one Uzi was dating quickly won you over. He was so eager to make new friends... Turning him away would feel too cruel.
★ As stated earlier, you tended to float around Uzi. N also stayed near the purple-haired goth girl. It didn't take long for him to start saving a seat for you. Right beside him, so you could all hang out like normal teens.
★ The other one? V teases you. Not about things you might be sensitive about. No, no. Despite being a murderer, V still has standards. Lightly bullying you. But never going too far or crossing certain lines.
★ She steals your pencils and holds them just out of reach. You pout, and she scoffs. Laughing off the fear in your eyes. "Relax. If I wanted to hurt you, I'd have done it already." You didn't believe her because prom was still in recent memory.
★ Remember, when V butchered the entire prom court? It didn't affect you much. Having decided to sit it out. From what you were told, things got messy. She and Doll got into a huge fight. Knives were thrown. The whole nine yards.
★ Uzi already took all her required fine-arts classes. N still needs to get them out of the way, and you do too. Which is how you ended up thrown into the same art electives as him.
★ He's terrible at art, but N still tries hard to improve. Constantly asking you for constructive criticism/advice. "Does this look like a dog?" You bite your tongue. Not having the heart to tell him it looks like a deformed skin-walker.
★ Once, there was a fire drill. No clue why. Seeing how smoke inhalation doesn't matter. Not to mention that one guy who's always on fire. What was his name again? Regardless, you all had to evacuate. Going outside to stand in the snow. It sucked.
Then may i request some yandere!N vs yandere!J rivalry headcanons with darling!Reader by any chance??: 3
Take your time btw, starry <33
—Mitu
A Rivalry
Yan!N x MD!reader x Yan!J (romantic)
Start: May 2, 2026
finish: May 2, 2026.
I didn't know what you meant by darling.. I might be slow. also im so sorry if the reader seems so bland in the short story, i lwk forgot how to write. There isn't really much Yandere material, soo sorry!! I don't really know how to write a yandere rivalry 💔 this has been rotting in my drafts for a year or two…
The night on copper-9 was quiet.
Snow drifted across broken buildings while you moved through the ruins, scanning for any stray worker drones. It was supposed to be a simple patrol, but it rarely stayed simple for long.
A soft landing broke the silence behind you. N arrived first, he tilted his head, looking a little nervous but friendly. “Oh—hey! I didn’t think I’d find you out here alone. (what a lie) That’s kinda dangerous. I can stay with you if you want.” His voice was warm, and he was a little too close, like he didn’t want to be far from you at all.
You glanced at him and gave a small smile, God, the drones in your squad were weird... “I’m fine, N. It’s just a patrol.”
N smiled anyway, staying close. “Yeah, but still… I could help!”
Before you could speak up, another drone dropped in sharply. J landed with purpose, already scanning the area. “You’re off schedule,” she stated right away. “You were supposed to regroup earlier. Come with me, we’ll finish faster.”
You crossed your arms slightly. “I wasn’t off schedule. I was checking the west side.”
N quickly leaned in. “See? They’re doing fine! We were just planning to patrol together.” You didn't even say that he could, you raised your brow at his words but didn't say anything.
J narrowed her optics. “You slow them down.”
“I do NOT!” N said quickly, then lowered his voice again and turning to you with hopeful eyes. “Right? I’m helpful… I think I’m helpful.”
You stayed quiet. This kind of thing had been happening more and more. N was always gentle, always trying to stay close and make things easier for you, but you didn't really need things to be easier. You had everything under control. J was always strict, always trying to take control and lead the mission. But both of them always wanted to be near the you, N made it very obvious.
N leaned in a little, speaking softly. “We can just go together. I’ll keep you safe. No pressure, just… stay with me.”
J stepped in immediately. “You don’t need him. Come with me. I know the fastest route, and you wouldn't want to go with this idiot. He doesn't even do his job correctly!”
The two of them looked at each other. Neither of them backed down. It wasn’t just about the mission anymore—it was about you.
You looked between them before your sensors alerted you about a potential target, you looked toward the dark ruins ahead where another target pinged. Then you started walking forward, ignoring the tension between the two.
You didn’t choose either of them.
But You didn’t need to.
N and J followed right away, one staying too close on one side, the other carefully controlling the other side—both refusing to let the other get any closer than necessary.
--headcanons--
ᯓ Both N and J are extremely protective of you, but in very different ways.
ᯓ N is gentle, clingy, and always tries to stay close to you, acting like it’s all “for your safety.” J is strict, controlling, and tries to manage your behavior, choices, and mission schedule.
ᯓ J purposely gives you orders/missions that are far from N's and V's. She already hates N to the core, like she said to N in the 1st ep. if the company let J, she would kill N herself.
ᯓ J loves any praise you give her, even when it's for a little thing. She glances over at N who is silently fuming with a slight smirk.
ᯓ N can't really go against J since she is the leader of the squad. But it doesn't stop him from approaching you.
ᯓ N is def more comfortable with being a bit touchy with you and does it on purpose when J is watching. J would glare at him and probably make up an excuse and cut his hand off later when your not around. but remember, they have can regenerate limbs.
ᯓ J wouldn’t mind getting her hands dirty for you, she treats you the best out of the whole squad. She loves you but I don’t think she would have the guts to confess. Deep down, she is scared that you’ll reject her.
ᯓ but then J remembers she can kidnap you, and keep you all to herself.
ᯓ N on the other hand is a bit more hesitant on killing, He would still do if it’s for you. And if you asked, N would probably pause before saying something along the lines of ‘I mean, if you really want me to I guess’. You’d probably have to coax him into doing it.
ᯓ he likes the idea of having you all to himself but he gets irritated when J gets in the way. How annoying. N is also afraid you won’t like him since some of J’s degrading comments affect his confidence.
ᯓ N def tries to impress you when he can.. gives you drawings when he gets his hands on paper and colors. But most of the time J finds him and rips up the drawing before he can gift it to you.
ᯓ N shows his feelings through kindness: constant praise, staying near you, and trying to make you feel comfortable.
ᯓ J shows her feelings through control: giving orders, correcting mistakes, and insisting her way is “better.”
ᯓ N tries to earn your attention by being supportive and emotionally present.
ᯓ J tries to earn your attention by being useful, and efficient.
ᯓ The rivalry between the two drones gets worse over time when you ignore it.
ᯓ V mostly stays on the sidelines, watching the tension and occasionally making a small comment when things get too loud or obvious. She doesn’t fully involve herself, but she clearly notices what’s going on and finds it a bit amusing.
ᯓ If N brought you a worker drone, J would one up him by bringing you two. This would be ongoing until you spoke up but hey, you won't be overheating for weeks.
ᯓ If you try to set boundaries, N tends to get anxious and overly agreeable, while J becomes more rigid and “formal” about enforcing distance.
ᯓ J would def try to get rid of N if you know what I mean. Trying to eliminate the competition.
ᯓ But N is sweet and friendly, not stupid. he would notice and do the same thing, but J is the leader for a reason, so he does it subtly.
ᯓ There was a time J got really worked up and a fight ensued.
J and N clashed in a snowy forest, the sound of metal striking metal echoed. J moved first, fast and precise, forcing N backward. “Stop getting in my way,” she said sharply. “They’re safest with me.”
N blocked her attacks, stumbling back but refusing to retreat completely. “No… they’re safe with me. I won’t let you have the. You don't about them like I do!” he replied, his tone shaky but stubborn. His movements were messy, like he didn’t want to hurt her—but he still wouldn’t back down.
That made J pause for half a second—then she attacked harder. “I do care,” she snapped. “That’s why I won’t let you take them from me.” Their fight spiraled again, more desperate than strategic, neither willing to back down even as sparks flew as blades clashed and dents marked the trees around the two.
ᯓ Yeah.. You can see I don't remember how to write yandere stuff... but anyway..
ᯓ If there was a fight where one of them killed each other, J would def be on top. I feel like N would a one of those soft yanderes that has a limit but J doesn't.
I hope you enjoyed my writing, it sucks butt... never writing again broncho 💔 okay time to disappear for another year or two💕💕
WDM!Reader : Am... Am I shameful for liking it when she does that thing? ...Wait, let me just–
[WDY/N looks around him, until he spots V talking with Uzi and N. He then turns his head around in that direction]
WDM!Reader : Hey V! Can you come over here for a second! I need to tell you something!
[V hears his voice and walks over him. She leans down, bends down slightly, and has her head right next to him. WDY/N then suddenly kiss her cheek, making her eyes turn into rings]
[WDY/N starts petting her hair]
WDM!Reader : G-Good murder drone?
V : ....
[V's expression instantly changes to the "X}" face. She then slowly wraps her sharp blades around WDY/N's waist, locks him in her arms, and keeps him close]
WDM!Reader : ....
WDM!Reader blushing : ....Oh yeah no–not shameful at all, anyone would be blushing in this situation...
