Me: *quietly going about my day*
Brain: Personal chef au—
Me: Stop. We are drafting chapter 10 of our tarot au.
Brain: —where Agatha is a busy business owner who cannot cook to save her life and hires a personal chef service. And Rio is her chef!
Me: Don’t do this to me😫
Brain: And Agatha no longer wants to stay at the office 24/7. She starts coming home at a reasonable hour to spend time talking to Rio. And Rio begins teaching her how to cook. And—
Me: You son a bitch😭













