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Filming TikToks headcannons ⋆˚꩜｡

Kavkaz fighter x gf!Reader ... including Islam Makhachev, Khabib Nurmagomedov, Usman Nurmagomedov, Umar Nurmagomedov, Khamzat Chimaev 🫧⭐️🪷

Context: What kind of TikTok couples trend would you film with your boyfriend?

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Islam Makhachev

The "I just found your friend on Hinge" trend

You two are on the couch at home having designated social media doomscrolling time. Your legs are lying lazily atop of his as he mindlessly rubs circles on your thigh with one hand, the other holding his phone. You sneakily line up your camera hit record on TikTok

"Oh my god. I just found Amru on Hinge!" You pretend to look shocked at your phone screen. Islam doesn't even budge, too engrossed with whatever wrestling reel he's watching. "Hinge? What's that?" "You know, the dating app. I can't believe he's on there!"

Islam now looks up from his phone. But it has yet to register in his brain as he stares off into the distance, thinking hard about Amru. "I mean... He is single... But why a dating app? He is handsome, no? Why does he not just.."

He finally snaps his head towards you, brows furrowed and lips downturned in a scowl. "Wait! Why are you on a dating app!"

You burst out laughing as Islam lunges over to grab your phone, only to realise that you had been filming him the entire time. He tuts disapprovingly and tosses your phone aside, giving you an exhausted but amused smirk.

"That is not funny," he says, feigning offence as he pouts. "I knew Amru would never go on a dating app..."

Khabib Nurmagomedov

The "This is my current boyfriend" trend

You and Khabib had just come home from a shopping spree — it was Khabib's treat after being away for training camp. After every shopping spree, it was mandatory that you did a haul for your private TikTok account (which Khabib had grown used to and actually actively participates in).

You two sit on the floor in between your living room couch and the coffee table so you could prop your phone up and film the two of you. Khabib gets comfortable, adjusting all the shopping bags in front of you for easy access before spreading his arm out casually across the couch cushions as you hit record.

"Hi guys! Welcome to another haul! So today, my current boyfriend and I went to the mall at —" Khabib immediately flinched and reels his body back from you in horror.

"What did you say?" You pause, trying to hold in your laughter. "What? I said we went to the mall today." "No, before that. What did you call me?"

You're practically biting down on your lip now trying to contain your giggles, and that just gives the whole prank away. The look of utter shock on Khabib's face starts morphing into a look of amusement.

In the blink of an eye, Khabib jumps at you and wraps his arms around your shoulders. He basically has you in a rear naked choke as he smothers one side of your face with slobbery kisses. "Stop!" You yell out, laughing so hard your ribs are starting to hurt. "I need to film my haul!" "Current boyfriend. Don't ever say this bullshit again."

Usman Nurmagomedov

The "Pretending he forgot about date night" trend

Usman had just gotten home from a midday training session, and as you hear the familiar sounds of his footsteps walking towards your bedroom, you quickly hit record on your phone.

"Hi baby — Oh! Are you going out?" You're sitting at your vanity in front of your phone with a beauty blender in hand, pausing your concealer application to look at Usman through the vanity mirror. Fully committing to the bit, you let your shoulders sag as a disappointed pout appears on your face. "You forgot?"

Immediately, Usman's face drops. You can see the gears in his head turning furiously trying to remember what it is that you're talking about. To no avail. So you double down. "Usman, I can't believe you forgot about this. I've been talking about date night for weeks now!"

You feel almost bad as Usman sputters helplessly trying to find the right words. "Baby! I — I promise you... It's not that I forgot! I just... Wait...." He whips out his phone and scrolls through his calendar app, only to find today blank with no reminders. Now Usman knows for a fact he always, without fail, marks down date nights in his calendar solely to avoid moments like this. And when he looks up from his phone, he spots your phone screen recording and his mouth hangs open.

"Are you pranking me?" You can't help but laugh as Usman throws his hands in the air, absolutely defeated. "You are horrible! I nearly died there!"

Umar Nurmagomedov

The "Asking if you can order fries at a restaurant" trend

You and Umar were out at a burger chain restaurant for date night. You two were sat across each other in the booths looking at the menu when Umar raises his hand to get the attention of the waiter. You smile subtly and set up your camera at the edge of the table.

"Hello. Can I get a beef double cheeseburger with Coke Zero?" The waiter, a young teenage girl, nods diligently as she jots down Umar's order on her notepad. Umar looks up at you expectantly, a genuine and loving smile on his face.

"Hi. I'll have the chicken burger with ranch sauce please, and..." You look up at Umar, faking a look of concern on your face. "Babe, am I allowed to have the fries today?"

Umar's jaw drops open in dismay. He looks frantically between you and the waiter. "What? Of course! I swear I've never — When have I..." He starts to gesture wildly at you, eyes wide and panicked. The waiter, who obviously knew about this trend, covers her mouth with her notepad and stifles a laugh before nodding and walking away to the kitchen.

"Babe!" Umar whisper-yells at you as you erupt in laughter. "You can't do that! I let you eat fries all the time!" You start tearing up with laughter, unable to even answer him. Umar simply rolls his eyes. He isn't angry more so than he is entertained by your antics.

"You know what?" Umar raised his hand and catches the waiter's attention again. "What're you doing?" "I'm ordering you two portions of fries since you wanna be funny now."

Khamzat Chimaev

The "Saying I want to go home" trend

You're over at Khamzat's apartment all tangled up in his bedsheets. Khamzat's sitting at his desk across the bedroom. He had just bought the new UFC video game and he was playing it on his PC for the past two hours while you doom scrolled on his bed. You angled your phone at him and pressed record before faking a big yawn.

"I think I'm gonna go home." Khamzat, who had his headphones covering only one ear, abruptly paused his game and turns to you. "What?"

"I said I think I'm gonna go home now." Khamzat immediately takes off his headphones and walks over to you, his eyes full of worry. "What. No no no, don't." He pleads softly as he climbs onto the bed to lie on top of you, nuzzling his face into the crook of your neck.

"I'm sorry. Did I take too long on the game? I stop now. We can go sleep now." He mumbles, hugging you tightly. You stifle a laugh as you turn the camera to film him — it's such a rarity to capture this soft side of your boyfriend. "Yeah? You wanna cuddle now? My little baby..." you ask with an exaggerated baby voice.

Sensing something was off, Khamzat lifts his head up and spots the camera. He lets out out a groan and snatches the phone away from you immediately before aggressively rolling over to the other side of the bed. "You are mean. I will not cuddle."

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Babysitting headcannons ⋆˚꩜｡

Kavkaz fighter x gf!Reader ... including Islam Makhachev, Khabib Nurmagomedov, Usman Nurmagomedov, Umar Nurmagomedov, Khamzat Chimaev 🫧⭐️🪷

Context: You're called in for a sudden late night work shift, but no one is home to look after your three younger siblings. So you call the next best babysitter reinforcement; your Kavkaz boyfriend. Let's see how they fare throughout the night!

a/n: Just a few cheeky headcannons as my apology for being chronically inactive on here

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Islam Makhachev

He loves kids but he doesn't know the first thing about taking care of them.

Tries taking the kids to the neighbourhood park but clearly underestimates how overstimulating handling three children can be. He loses sight of your 10 year-old brother at least four times, and has to leave your 4 year-old sister with a random neighbour at the playground while he saves your 8 year-old brother from up a tree he got stuck in. He then promptly decides to head straight home and lock all doors.

Will totally get too invested watching Paw Patrol on the TV that he doesn't notice the kids aren't even in the room anymore.

Tries to cook a really nutritious and balanced dinner for the kids but has trouble timing how long salmon should sear for and ends up burning the whole fish. He gets promptly laughed at by your brothers and a sympathetic giggle from your sister.

Decides to deliver food to the house instead and lets the kids eat in front of the TV (you told him not to allow that, but he wants to watch the movie too...)

Your brother spills sauce on the living room carpet, which leaves a stain despite Islam's furious cleaning. The four of them make a pact to feign ignorance about the mysterious stain if you ever notice. You never notice.

Helps tidy the house after putting the kids to bed and then passes out on the couch. When you come home from work at 2am you'll find him on that very couch, exhausted and sound asleep.

Khabib Nurmagomedov

Grumbles a bit initially because he'd rather spend the day with you alone, but if babysitting is what it takes to show you that he's a committed guy, he'll do it

Tries to be strict with the kids at first but fails miserably, and eventually has to bribe them with iPad time just to settle down and stop chasing each other around the house

Decides to teach your brothers some wrestling moves to tire them out. He even clears a spot on the living room carpet so that they can practice on each other. He'll record it and message it to you with the caption 'Turning them into mini-mes'

Pretends to be impartial towards your siblings but clearly dotes on your little sister more. He lets her hog all the toys and have her choice of snacks first. She also gets piggyback ride privileges and honestly can do no wrong in his eyes.

Wants to take the kids out for an evening walk but he can't find any pairs of matching shoes for anyone. And so he gives up and brings the iPads back out.

Really struggles to tie up your sister's hair at bedtime to the point where he has to watch YouTube tutorials on how to tie a simple ponytail (combat fighters are not as dexterous as you'd think)

Eventually sends you a very detailed review of his night at 1130pm via telegram bubbles, with evidence of the kids sleeping in their rooms, and an exaggerated pout on his face to hopefully cash in some good boyfriend points with you.

Usman Nurmagomedov

Your siblings already love 'cool uncle' Usman and he's more than happy to spend the night taking care of them.

Will let the kids eat all the sugary treats and chips in your pantry even though you explicitly told him not to. He will later justify this by saying "But was trying to bond with them!"

He'd totally roughhouse your brothers and pick the older one up by the ankles, swinging him around like a wrecking ball, before tossing him on the couch. Your brothers love it.

100% engages in sibling rivalry — if a fight breaks out he will definitely be taking sides just to stir the pot and egg them on.

At some point a game of chase will ensue, and one of your brothers will stub their toe and draw blood. Usman will panic but refuse to call you because he doesn't want to worry you, and instead of finding a plaster, he uses toilet paper and masking tape to wrap up the cut and call it a day.

Is surprisingly effective at the bedtime routine; Teeth are brushed, hair is combed, PJs are on, and the kids are in bed by 1030pm sharp (or at least thats what he tells you)

When you come home he's still awake with a cup of tea for you to drink and a pair of open arms for you to jump in.

Umar Nurmagomedov

Is eager to help you out with anything. Umar will show up at your door 15 minutes early with kid-appropriate snacks and some overnight clothes. He's simply a natural at babysitting.

Knows how to make a grilled cheese sandwich exactly how the kids want it; No crust and cut diagonally. And will use ketchup to draw a cute smiley face on the bread before serving it.

Is incredible at imaginary play; He builds a pillow fort with the kids in front of the TV and knows how to fake funny voices to get the laughter going.

Is extremely patient and understanding when the kids get fussy and start arguing. He'll sit in between the bickering pair and de-escalate the situation with a joke or two (your siblings find his Russian accent very amusing)

Sends you timely and consistent updates on how the kids are doing: 'Missing you dear. Just opened new bag of dried fruits for kids. Eating well.' 'Hope work is good! Kids are playing and watching cartoon. Love you.'

Reluctantly lets your little sister put makeup on his face. She chooses a very bold shade of blue glitter to dust on his eyelids that will eventually (to his horror) have trouble washing out the morning after.

When you come home you find him and your three siblings piled together in the pillow fort sound asleep. None of them are in their PJs, but the house is clean (except the fort) and all four of them are dreaming away peacefully.

Khamzat Chimaev

Pops over like it's no big deal and reassures you that he has everything under control.

Is immediately bombarded with 101 questions: "Are you gonna marry our sister?" "Why do your ears look like that?" "Is Russia even a real country?" He takes each question very seriously and answers as earnestly as he can (he did say yes to the marriage part, but that's a secret between him and the kids...)

Swears openly in front of the kids and teaches them Russian slang so they can talk about you behind your back. You only notice this three weeks later when the word 'Nakhuy' slips out of your 10 year-old brothers mouth after you scolded him for not doing his chores. You are mortified. Khamzat is secretly proud.

Will get roped into playing hide-and-seek, which he realises, with some added frustration, that he isn't very good at both hiding (he's a giant) and seeking (he underestimates the kind of hiding places little kids can find)

Let's the kids climb all over him like a jungle gym to keep them entertained. He'll stretch his arms out like a scarecrow and let them swing off his biceps and crawl up his torso.

Doesn't bother to cook dinner. Straps all three kids into his G-Wagon and goes to the nearest McDonalds drive through to get some food. They eat in the car together and gossip enthusiastically about you.

He folds under zero pressure and lets your oldest brother sit in his lap and try steering the car. They make circles around the empty McDonalds carpark and that absolutely promoted Khamzat to 'cool uncle' status.

All three kids fall asleep on the car ride home, and he carefully transports each kid one by one from the car into their beds. He tucks them in and makes sure their night lamps are on before raiding your pantry and taking a nap on the couch.

He's awake when you get home and he proudly shows off the tidied house with no signs of chaos, to which you reward him with a big smooch on the lips.