#ugly toad

[i-give-you-a-fish]

O wise giver of fish, may I humbly ask for your most skunkly of swimmies?

You get an Oyster Toadfish

Opsanus tau

[shownubigdaddy]

[strong-enough-to-kiss-you]

Lil’ Toads

How it usually goes when I’m online.

Person: How do you look in real life?

Me: I look awesome.

Person: Well, okay, but what do you look like in real life?

Me: Like someone who’s awesome, didn’t we just cover this?

Person:You’re ugly aren’t you?

Me: Only how ugly society thinks that I am.

Person: So... You’re not ugly?

Me: Oh, no, I’m definitely an ugly little toad.