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The green of a portal spreads itself open, letting a young but slightly disheveled man through it. His first course of action is to flip his hair, running his hands through it to fluff it and settle it down into something presentable before looking around. He checks his portal gun, trying to get a read on this dimension. ...Not one that he recognizes.
Ah well, at least he didn’t get dropped into the butthole dimension again. It looked like that it was going to be a normal day in a normal dimension. He bends down, picking up a rock, bouncing it on his hand for a moment.
Sometimes he can swear he hears the voice of his grandpa sometimes. Looking down at the rock, he can hear the stammering burp of the old man in the back of his head. Probably say something like “don’t th-throw the fuuuucking rock Morty you’d have to be level h-urp-ndred dumbass to th-throw a r-rock in an unknown dimension. Do you want to get eaten by slimebears because that’s how you get e-eaten by slimebears.”
He throws the rock.
Sure enough, it does hit something, and he’s quick enough to pull out his portal gun when the bushes rustle. He’s as about to get out of here, when it appears, bright orange and... Is that a mushroom with a cat face? He puts away his gun, crouching down to start to talk to it.
“Hi there Mr. M-mushroom, I’m sorry I hit you, I di-didn’t know you were in the bushes like that--”
The mushroom is hopping a little faster, it’s beady eyes getting closer. There is murder in those eyes.
It lunges. With a yelp, he starts to run, trying to get out of here before the mushroom makes a meal out of him.
