#ukou

[nillabean]

Yuushou: Ukou died of natural causes.

Gen'yuu: You pushed him off his kijuu.

Yuushou: Gravity is natural.

[nillabean]

Gyousou: What’s up guys? I’m back.

Ukou: What the- you can’t be here. You’re dead. I literally saw you die.

Gyousou: Death is a social construct.

[nillabean]

Yuushou: Could you step back a little?

Ukou: *suspicious compliance*

Ukou: *Gets trampled by a horse*

[nillabean]

Ukou: I’d fold Gyousou like a paper towel.

Yuushou: So why don’t you want to fight with him, then?

Ukou: Are you on crack?

[nillabean]

Ukou: *breathes*

Yuushou: