#ukume

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Olen: Tell me Ukume, what is a turtle's only weakness?

Ukume: Their... Slowness?

Olen: No.

Olen: Their weakness is they can't roll over if they're on their backs

Olen: Therefore, if I tape two turtles together back-to-back, they will be unstoppable.

Ukume:

[theconnorfanta]

ukume replied to your post “Apparently, tr*ye is relasing another song about connor! Lmao why...”

It's called Plum. The lyrics are very 'all good things come to an end and our time is up' themed

is it out already? or no?

[gokhan-gulmez]

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Olen: Do you want to know your gay name?

Ukume: Oh? What's my gay name?

Olen: Okay, so you take your first name...

Ukume: Okay.

Olen *gets on one knee*: And my last name-

Ukume: Oh my god-

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Ukume: Physically, I'm here

Ukume: Mentally, I'm lost in a thick forest, collecting mushrooms in a basket and carrying a tiny frog around in my pocket.

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Olen: If I sat on a voodoo doll of myself, would I be trapped in that position forever?

Loonette: How am I supposed to know?

Ukume: You say, as if you aren't the Guild's main source of knowledge for darker sides of magic.

Loonette: *sighs*

Loonette: Okay, no you wouldn't. First of all-

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Ukume: I'm sad.

Olen *holds out arms for a hug*: It's going to be okay.

Icizi: I'm sad.

Isra *nodding*: Mood.

[imllhumanity]