#ukwon-stretto

[jonghyun-stretto]

PEOPLE I WILL BE FOREVER DONE WITH.

⠀UKWON-STRETTO.

[joonguar]

UKWON-KAWAII-STRETTO SAID: *BLURRY BLINKS* YOU’RE PRETTY—LIKE MY NOONAS!

-isn't the slightest bit flattered- How many noonas do you have. . . -pauses for a moment, trying to recall the other's name before giving up- 

[joonguar]

JONGHYUN-STRETTO SAID: -/CASUALLY GRABS YOUR CARROT JUICE, SIPPING AT IT- (◡‿◡✿)

-blinks and simply lets jonghyun have at it, watching him look quite satisfied with himself-

UKWON-KAWAII-STRETTO SAID: *PASSES YOU A JOINT* HI HYUNG WANNA TOKE?

-blinks, seemingly unimpressed for a moment before simply taking the offered joint and taking a hit- We talked before right? The one with the abs?

[dk-directory-blog]

Can I reserve U-kwon? I'm changing directories to be closer to my muffin here!

Yes you can.

U-kwon has been reserved until 22nd December.

[jonghyun-stretto]

ukwon-stretto replied to your post: ukwon-stretto replied to your post: IT’S SATURDAY-...

Actually I am PANSEXUAL, as in gender blind. And no you hooker in a speedo—I have a man and thus do not NEED a “fuck list”.

I have one too!

But I am also a man.

And I also have urges.

So chop chop, my little angst cloud.

simon-stretto replied to your post: ukwon-stretto replied to your post: IT’S SATURDAY-...

Where’s yours, bitch?

Just did it.

NOW PUT 'EM UP.

[jonghyun-stretto]

ukwon-stretto replied to your post: IT'S SATURDAY- YOUR FUCK LISTS EXCUSE ME.

I’m a good boy so I don’t have those.

SORRY, I COULDN'T HEAR YOU OVER THE BLARING SOUNDS OF YOUR GAY.

[jonghyun-stretto]

ukwon-stretto replied to your post: gx-key replied to your post Nothing-  as soon as...

Oh did you fall in love with Jinki and get your heart broken too?

Very much so.

◡╭╮◡

Me and Jinki have a very long history.

minho-stretto replied to your post: gx-key replied to your post Nothing-  as soon as...

Well it’s not like you slept with me… thank you, by the way. The soup was lovely.

He threatened to cut my arms off.

I mean, It's a step up from y'know, being beheaded but I mean really-

[dreamingbaek]

ukwon-stretto replied to your post: And suddenly Im worried about Luhan Hyung (I hope...

Donghae has computer issues I believe!

parkbom-stretto replied to your post: And suddenly Im worried about Luhan Hyung (I hope...

Dongahe has no internet. ><

jinki-stretto replied to your post: And suddenly Im worried about Luhan Hyung (I hope...

ME TOOOOOOOOOOO ;nnnnnnn; I hope theyre all fine and will be back soon maybe ; u ;

WE'RE ALL FALLING APART

No kidding. ;a;

I hope it works out well with everyone. aslmsa;lfka