This is a very basic idea but I love this man with my entire heart and I thought it was cute also I had no idea how to title this lol
Warnings: this is the first thing I've written in months so possible rusty writing. No gender mentioned but written with male/gn in mind.
Ulman with a s/o who likes to joke around
Miller's worst nightmare
"Great, another fucking comedian."
The two of you hold the record for most cases of cleaning-D6-with-a-toothbrush-because-you-pissed-off-miller, which is generally a fate most try to avoid. It's a title you both wear with pride nonetheless
You're an absolute dream team, aided by poor Pavel Zorin who becomes an unwilling third weel, yet still a valuable member of the group
Ulman appreciates that in the usually grave and depressed Metro, he has someone like you to keep his mind off of the bad things. When he, or the both of you, comes home from a mission that went particularly bad, it's a relief to have you joke around and cheer him up.
It takes that responsibility away from his shoulders. It let's him be upset and be in a bad mood with someone there to support him, instead of him trying to be that rock for everyone else
Everyone, especially Miller, is tired of the pranks you two play on each other, and the collateral damage that follows. You were forced to tone it down after the last one resulted in part of D6 running on emergency power for 5 hours untill they managed to fix things