#ultimate death

[frnkandthechemicalromances]

when i die i want my body to explode into tons of glitter that gets everywhere so nobody can get rid of me

[softbinu]

this is one (1) fine MAN @assstro

[startswithabang]

The Four Ways The Earth Will Actually End

“3.) Reduction to a barren rock. You thought having our oceans boil was bad? How about the prospect of having every atom of atmosphere ejected from our world. Of everything that ever lived on the surface reduced to charred ash; of the record of everything that living creatures left behind turned into dust. With enough heat and energy, that's exactly what would happen to any world, with Mercury, the closest planet to the Sun, being a prime example. In another five-to-seven billion years, this is exactly what will happen to Earth, as the Sun runs out of hydrogen fuel in its core. When that occurs, the core will contract, heat up, and begin fusing helium to release even more energy than before. In this state, the Sun turns into a helium-burning red giant, and nothing on Earth can withstand this.”

Here on Earth, we hear every so often about a conspiracy of how the world will come to an end. The end of the Mayan calendar; Y2K; an encounter with Nibiru; or a biblical prophesy come true are only a small selection of what people “predict” will bring a demise to our world, and soon. Yet even most of the egregious natural or human-caused disasters won’t bring an end to even our species, much less the entire world. Scientifically, the end of the world will happen in four stages. The first one is straightforward and inevitable: humanity will only continue to exist for so long. But the subsequent disasters that bring an end to our world are entirely predictable, and include the boiling of our oceans, the charring and evaporation of our atmosphere, and finally the loss of the remaining Earth-corpse to the vastness of the Universe in one of three possible ways. The world will indeed come to an end, but none of the conspiracy theories can stand up to the actual science.

Come get the full story on the four different ways, in order, that the Earth will someday come to an end!

[0n-an0th3r-w0r1d]

Fighting for my fucking life getting pneumonia with this girl, can't fucking breathe, her thighs are too thick

[the-taboo-king]

@infinitestella liked [+] for a starter.

   Gundham’s eyes slide towards the being that he has currently been forced into proximity of. Arms are crossed over his chest as he leans against the classroom wall. He doesn’t really want to be here. He’d rather be back in his Animal Shed doing what he does best but his teacher had quite a different idea. Somehow it is always difficult to resist Miss Yukizome. He has yet to decipher the source of her power. But that doesn’t mean he can’t shift his focus to another conundrum.

   Such a sinister aura radiates from the other student, one that he could almost consider equal to his own. That is if it didn’t go against every part of his dark and grand persona. There is clear irritation on his features, a glare in his hard eyes. Now, how does one approach such a mystery? Usually he’d observe but this proximity doesn’t allow such far off actions.

   He’ll just go with a simple inquiry, one that will not speak of his curiosity.

   “ ... Are you one of the few that enjoys these ... mortal shenanigans or should I assume your disdain could rival my own?”

[percautio]

I was concerned by this list I found at my friend's place until I remembered he's in a D&D group

[actualpidgey]

oh shit wait.... i could go attack the sun,,,,, with my SWORD,,,,

[trolllottalove]

Best things during your period

•Mountain Dew •Toast •Big Hoodies •Fluffy Blankets •The Babe's Flannel •New Girl