#ultimate shitpost

[cosmicalienmeltdown]

I need a werewolf girl to beg me to slob on her knob like corn on the cob

[questioning-transmasc]

once upon a time i was cleaning my bookshelf and i saw a spider in the corner of my ceiling and i tried to capture it in a hello kitty container but i failed and yelped and so i just gave up and named her jeremy. i hope jeremy is dead since i havent seen her in months after she escaped to behind my bookshelf

[smellslikegeraniums]

ultimate SATA shitpost

In English:

[nixii-sabre]

WQRHWFHUWE ONE MORE REF SHEET TO GO IM LOSING MY MIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIND

[unhonestlymirror]

Me, months ago: - I wonder why do I want Nanami and Naoya to interact...

My childhood fixation:

[heckoffmate]

Sigmund: Why are you gay?

Kyle: Who said I'm gay?

Sigmund: You are gay.

[stagandsteer]

I was bored and made you something stupid. Based on my (admittedly fuzzy due to all the Zima) memories of dating every Jamie in my school, I present:

[hujle]

you can hear this picture doesnt it