[Glenfire Bleeding out from extensive injuries as Mirror knight carries him]
Glenfire: Make sure you lift with your knees, not your back...
Mirror knight: *glares*
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[Glenfire Bleeding out from extensive injuries as Mirror knight carries him]
Glenfire: Make sure you lift with your knees, not your back...
Mirror knight: *glares*
Mirror Knight: Sure is good to see you guys again, but why do I feel like someone's missing?
Glenfire: Oh, yeah, R/n!
Zero: What do you think she's up to?
Glenfire: Probably something girly..
[Meanwhile...
*Killin' crabs! in the ocean!*
R/n is driving a giant mechanized exoskeleton (think the power loader from alien.) facing off against a giant crab monster.
*Kill it fast!*
it looked like she was winning until another crab burst from the sand and slammed into her;
*Pain explosion!*
R/n's mech was sent flying into a cliff wall, R/n shakes it off and activates the mech's drill arm and screams as she rushes at the crabs...
*YEAH!*]
*cut back to Zero force*
Glenfire: ...Like her hair.
[later, they find R/n on the beach with the down broken mech and crab parts scattered everywhere, and R/n sitting at giant pot making crab meat chowder]
Zero: What the hell happened here? *sniffs* Kinda smells like that stew dad makes on Thursdays...but good!
Jean Bot: Hey R/n. How's it going?
R/n:I fought giant crabs!
Glenfire: They make a special shampoo for that I hear!
[R/n throws a bucket of crab guts at him.]
[R/n and the Zero force are at Disneyland, in the teacups}
Mirror Knight, Jean-nine and R/n: *spinning a little and talking*
Zero, Jean-bot and Glenfire: *flying past them, spinning as fast as they can, screaming*
Mirror Knight: What's S'mores?
R/n: It's a roasted Marshmallow sandwiched between a piece of chocolate and two graham crackers....
Zero: That's sounds pretty good can we make some?
R/n: We can't, not without fire. So learn how to fix my broken oven or stop the storm outside....
Zero: Fire eh?
{Cut to Glenfire waking up from a nap.]
Glenfire, sniff the air: Ooh, dang, what smell so goo-
*Sees R/n, Mirror Knight and Zero standing around him looking like deer in the headlights, their mouths had bits of melted chocolate on them.*
Glenfire: What? why are you guy looking at- *something white and gooey drips on his arm he cautiously licks it and notes the goo was sweet*
Glenfire: What the fu-?
[He look behind him and sees the jean brothers holding skewers with Marshmallows on them...It took a second for Glenfire to realize they using him as a campfire again! (They used him to make popcorn once) Everyone runs.]
Glenfire: Hey come back! I'll give ya something to roast!
*Spark doll au: The human size Zero Force is at Home Depot*
Jean-bot : *Fell in the cacti display while wandering around the garden section*
Glenfire: *Pretending to crap in the display toilets*
Zero: *Tokyo Drifting one of those flatbed carts down the aisles*
Mirror Knight: *Stealing paint swatches for aesthetic purposes*
R/n: *Just wanted some goddamn light bulbs and everyone ruined it*
Jean-nine: *In the car sleeping*
Jean-Bot: For the sake of everyone's personal sanity and hygiene, I need to say something. I found out that Mirror Knight and Miss R/n have had intercourse here in the Common room.
Glenfire, who’s sitting on the Common room couch: Are you serious? Ugh. Where?
Mirror Knight: ...
Glenfire: Where?
R/n: ...
Glenfire, nervous: Where, Mirrors?
Mirror Knight, clears his throat: Seems like... you already know where.
[Glenfire's worried aura shifts into disgust as he jumps off and away from the couch like it was covered in bugs.]
Zero: We’re going to have to split up, like in Scooby Doo.
Zero, to Glenfire and Jean-nine: You guys are Scooby and Shaggy. You can search the bathrooms.
Zero, to Jean-bot: Velma, you get the spooky looking fridge in the basement.
Jean-bot: What? Why am I Velma? And why do I get the… dubious looking device?
Zero: Because only Velma would say “dubious device”. So you get the spooky fridge in the basement.
Mirror Knight: And what does that make you, Fred?
Zero: Bitch, I’m Daphne.
Mirror Knight, peeved: Bullshit, dude! If anyone's Daphne around here it's me!