#ultimate-liam

[jojoingjoseph]

"Yo what's with the dress?" Liam asks, suddenly there

★ “ I’m trying to hide from Granny Erina so don’t tell anyone. ”

[red-and-black-paladin]

At first there's silence, then the sound of a quick yell and heavy impacting in the distance.

Walking down the hall when he heard this Keith frowned and ran towards the noise. “Who’s there?!” 

[bdkakyoin-archive]

ultimate-liam replied to your post: part 2 joseph is panty and jotaro is stocking

[But… then who’s gonna be chuck?… w H O ’ S G O N N A B E G A R T E R B E L T ]

SHIT U RITE.

Fuckin...........................I was gonna say Polnareff for Garterbelt but idk alskflakdglsdkgdflh. As for Chuck, Iggy obviously

[jojoingjoseph]

ultimate-liam replied to your post: ★ “ Never fear for I am the Coochie Master. ”

And here we see Mallory poking her head up, waggling her eyebrows at him.

★ “ I said Poochie Master! ” Oh shit.

[jojoingjoseph]

ultimate-liam replied to your post “( Yes, hello? I’d like to file a report for my missing writing...”

[Reports say the missing braincell has been found lodged between Joseph's pecs, who is currently fleeing the scene]

( ..Oh there’s no recovering that braincell if it’s stuck between his tits. )

( I needed that braincell Joseph.. how am I supposed to write bullshit without it? )

[jojoingjoseph]

[jojoingjoseph]

"I once saw a video of someone drying pickles, dipping them in chocolate and putting sea salt on it."

★ “ What the Hell is wrong with people.. I could’ve gone my entire life not knowing about this but here we are. ” Joseph covered the top half of his face with his hand, groaning out in exasperated disgust at the idea of sullying chocolate with the sourness of a pickle and the saltiness of .. well Sea salt! Who comes up with this stuff?! “ Alright, Liam, we both know I ate some pretty bad combos but I draw the line at candy being flavored with anything else. ”

[jojoingjoseph]

Mallory pokes her head in, and is thoroughly disappointed once more when she doesn't quite spot Joseph, just some... old man.

How does that Devil woman always seem to find him at either the most inopportune moments or at strange instances.  Sure enough his disguise seemed to be.. working? A cough cleared at his throat, tipping the brim of his hat downwards and continued to walk along.