#ultimatelifeformkars

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Scp??? (ultimate-lifeform-kars)

Addendum: Upon Dr. Bright's suggestion, we attempted to send SCP-264 into space, effectively crystalizing him and rendering him neutralized. However, he returned several months later, seemingly unharmed and uncrystallized. SCP-264 has no recollection of his time of being in space, having been comatose for most of the time before returning to earth. As underwhelming, if not baffling, as the experience was, we have unanimously decided to return to the prior containment methods that were used, although we still haven't found a suitable, sturdy material for a window to let sunlight in. As before, no D-Class staff is allowed near SCP-264's containment area, due to possiblity of [REDACTED].

"Aw, man... I wanted him to back me up on Pluto being a planet." - Dr. C. Dollar, on SCP-264's time in space.

[bd-agent-doppio]

“I could crush you in the palm of my hand.” (ultimate-lifeform-kars)

"Please don't! That's a bit unnecessary!" Doppio exclaims, terrified.

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ultimatelifeformkars said:((Those are fun !)) 

(( ikr! i enjoy them so much! once i find some with appropriate themes i’ll make sure they appear here. )) 

[jojosmodernlife-blog]

((It's no problem I half expect as much. I changed my bio to reflect a human kars ))

Looks perfect!! I’ll add you to the masterlist now

-Mod Rohan 

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al what in the literal fuck is ur icon

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ultimatelifeformkars replied to your post:also, for the record, a neurological exam is...

cant wait to ask my GP about adhd and for her to drill a hole in my skull to see if my lobes are weird

"hey doc i might have depression instead of walking through my problems with me and maybe writing a perscription hows about you sign me up for one of them fancy MRIs, eh?? ive got 10k to blow and i'm feelin frisky"

wolfofstaugust replied to your post:"no but see doctors are the only ones who can tell...

lmfao i know my borderline better than any professional. my doctor wrote me a prescription for general depression and wondered why the fuck i was mad it didn’t work.

i even had a GOOD psych who just wanted to make sure we werent missing the zebra for seeing the horses, but the medication gave me migraines and nausea to the point that we had to switch within a month and try something different

ultimatelifeformkars replied to your post:"no but see doctors are the only ones who can tell...

it’s almost like a lot of the resources that doctors use as references are available online. but no, every person who thinks they have a condition is just SPECIAL SNOWFLAKE

only a doctor can diagnose you but try not to notice when the doctor looks it up on his tablet b/c all of the big hospitals have them these days so that when a patient goes "hey, i might have [x not common condition]" they don't just stand there and look pretty

[audhdgoku]

Don't you wish to conquer the sun? Don't you wish to rule over all? Don't you wish to purge your fears? (i was copying a kars quote for my sidebar lmao)

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