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joke that has already been made a million times probably

Seven: Jack just called me weak for putting on sunscreen

Seven: Can you imagine thinking you're stronger than the sun

Seven: The fucking sun

Yapool: Ace Killer. AK. Kira. Picture this okay? Women. Human. There's ten of them, probably all lesbians. They're all on bikes. You following me?

Ace Killer: What?

Yapool: They have a biking club. Super normal human stuff right? But then! They make a bike pyramid! And you know what they do next?!

Ace Killer: How would they make a pyramid-

Yapool: They turn into a fucking Choju!!! And they destroy Ultraman Ace right there on the biking trail!!!

Ace Killer: This is why Empera left you.

Yapool: Shut the fuck up and write this shit down I'm a fucking GENIUS!!!

Paused the Decker movie at the worst/best time.

Average Cosmo Beat Style Fan

Remember this trainwreck of a post?

Well @realblueberry and I did it again.... This time with ultra flavoring!

Hey so I haven't been active in like a month but I'm coming back just to post this

See you again next month probably

Everytime

Everytime I see this thumbnail

All I see

Is tiny-head-big-body Zett

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