[Spark doll au: R/n is being hunted by an alien hit-man, but they are awful at their job. they fail at every opportunity to take her out and get injured as a result, then when it seemed like their luck had turned around and they had R/n cornered; a speeding ice-truck seem to come out of nowhere saving her at the last second.]
Daichi, stares at R/n in disbelief: You bought ice cream?
R/n, eating a SpongeBob Popsicle: Yeah!
X: From the same truck that ran over the hit-man??
R/n: Well me being hot ain’t gonna help 'em. Ah....Wait, Hit man?
{Turns out R/n had no idea the alien was trying kill her, she thought they were some poor rando who was really accident prone.]














