Fae/Aldous || *snaps fingers* ',B^J dsjklgs I mean what where did that come from who's idea was this (curiosity killed the cat over here) ||
WOAH HEY YOU WHERE YOU BEEN RIGHT lets see what I can do here also I'm using our AU so it may branch out into post-blight considering the time it would take? SO I'm gonna go with Fae survived Highever and basically trails with him because he's the only family she has leFT OH MY GOD IT'S FUCKING SAD ALREADY WHAT THE FUCK
Who would be the big spoon?—— Neither 8I Fae would be a weirdo about it because she doesn't want spooned and she doesn't like spooning people taller than her (assuming he's taller than 6ft). The closest Aldous would get to bedtime affections is her sprawling out on top of him/unceremoniously using him as a pillow. Who would wake up first?—— I'm guessing Aldous, and he'd have a job getting Fae up because she's a stupid 5 year old in the morning, BUT he would totally rise to the challenge. I see him pinning down and tickling her till she gets the fuck up. THE MOST AGGRESSIVE TICKLE FIGHT EVER. Do they have nicknames for each other?—— Neither of them really strike me as nickname people :I but if Fae was being affectionate she'd likely call him "my Warden". What happened when they met each other’s parents?—— LEANDRA WOULD FUCKING LOVE HIM OMFG. GRANDKIDS. NOBILITY. MANNERS OH MY GOD SHE'D INSIST THEY GET MARRIED THERE AND THEN AND HAVE BABIES WITHIN THE YEAR. I feel like the Couslands would think Fae a bad influence :I How do they apologise after an argument?—— Ugh they'd be such children. If I'm going with them having an argument like, during the blight, they'd literally be those people who glare at each other across the camp fire until Wynne grabs them by their ears and demands they kiss and make up.What would they be like as parents?—— ....:I .....8I they would be amazing. The right combination of good cop bad cop in the sense that they'd switch between the two, and play off each other amazingly to be the best kind of influence for their children. They'd make such a happy little family ;n; until, y;know, Aldous goes off TO DIE AND LEAVE FAE WITH THE KIDS ALONE WHAT A DICK RIGHT //sobs foreverWho is the better cook?—— I hope Aldous is p.good because Fae is genuinely terrible. Makes the best traveling food ever but put her in a real kitchen and any skill goes out the window. Who is more romantic?—— Aldous I guess. Fae isn't overly outwardly romantic, she'd have her moments but they'd be few and far between, I think Aldous would make a consistent effort.What sort of gifts do they get for each other?—— Fae would make Aldous things. :I she'd probably buy a nice but plain bow for him, and carve her own designs into it. Personal designs, that mean something to them both. IDK what he'd get her D: daggers? She never has enough daggers. Who gets jealous easiest?—— HRRRMMM. Possibly Fae but not in the usual sense I guess. She's used to being in charge a lot from being the "head of her household" thing so I suppose she'd be slightly jealous of his position. Then again, I don't think she'd have any trouble making people listen to her if she needed to so maybe not? In which case it'd be neither. Who gets more excited for events e.g.. Birthdays, Christmas?—— DON'T EVEN START WITH THIS QUESTION BECAUSE NOW I'M JUST IMAGINING THEM WITH KIDS AND GETTING ALL EXCITED FOR THE KIDS AND AWWWWWWJFREJGKMELK. Probably Aldous without the kids tho? 8I Who is the most adventurous?—— Fae, so definitely Fae. She'd be the one who challenges Aldous to jump in a pond naked in the middle of a Fereldan winter then makes chicken noises at him if he refuses till he does the thing. Who is the most protective?—— This will always be Fae but it would be SO intensified the minute Aldous really starts feeling the effects of being a Warden. IDK if she'd end up one herself in this AU but if she didn't she'd do everything she could to make the time as one as stressless as possible for him without making him feel weak. But the worse it gets the more protective she'll become :I What would they have been like as childhood sweethearts?—— Aldous is the little noble boy with skin as pale as paper because he never gets out. Meets Fae one day because she's a little shit who wanted to see what palaces look like and uh, broke in. And she'd drag him out very much in an I CAN SHOW YOU THE WOOOORLD sense and generally be a really bad influence for him. *BONUS: Song to sum them up?*Doomsday Serenade by Jill Tracy IDFK ok it just made me think of them chilling out in the middle of the Blight all like "well shit Ferelden is falling apart but at least we're not, right?" Do I ship it? NOTP / Crack only / AU only / Not really / Maybe a little / Well now I do / Yes/ Of course! / OTP / FOREVER LATE TO THE PARTY
