#umstarters

[florawolfson]

Fuck, man... I just broke my favourite zippo. 

[laslodon]

I overhead some girls talking about how the world is just a boy's bathroom.

[laslodon]

Almost Spring Break, hey.

[oklennons]

I saw an old woman pull up a sixteen year old’s pants today because they were practically hanging down to his knees, I knew I loved old people for a reason. 

[ericbabe]

Where Fridays put most people in the party mood, they tend to put me in the Disney mood...