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simuel x hijack ☃️☃️
Thank you SO much for this Anon I will kiss you on the mouth
NEED👏THAT👏MAN👏PREGNANT *SEASON TWO* ROUND 1 POLL 125
TUMBLR! Who's getting pregnant?
Quark (Star Trek: Deep Space Nine)
Dante Balestra (Un Professore)
PROPAGANDA:
[Quark]
"you know why."
"He got so far last time. I wanna see him go all the way. Also he'd be so annoying about it and it would be hilarious."
Quark propaganda from last season
[Dante]
"He needs to get pregnant (to suffer through what he made every woman in his life suffer through) and die while giving birth (karmic, justice). If he really wants to be a deadbeat father who does not care one bit for his suicidal son, while continuing to fuck half of the female population in Rome, he should at least get some bug out of it. The bug being a pregnancy. That will make him die. So we can all have a party on his coffin. Un Professore is a social experiment to see till what point people on Italian Tumblr can submit themselves to terrible writing, this would be a win."
Laura & Luna's first kiss
UN PROFESSORE (2021 —) · S03, E04: Popper: gli errori — directed by Andrea Rebuzzi
quando la serie brutta si rivela essere effettivamente brutta
I propose the "Simone Balestra" as new unit to measure what kind of sufference your blorbo is going through. The scale goes from 0 Simone Balestra to 1 Simone Balestra, that for whomever does not know him is equivalent to the suffering of a dozen jesus christ on the cross. A basic death in the family is a 1/1000 Simone Balestra, losing everything of your life and being dumped in the road is a 1/100 Simone Balestra, and so on. This will help no one but Italians in trying to accept their blorbo fate and remember every day the sacrifices he did to give us a gay kiss on Rai 1 in prima serata.
The real Un Professore Rai were the Awesome Fics that were written along the way
mi manca........