#uncle!archie

[alolanrain]

Archie is ash’s uncle!Au By the time ash gets to Hoenn to experience team aqua and magma he is a lot of scars and gained a reputation since taking down team rocket. Archie hasn’t his nephew and is freaked out by how Ash is not a happy go lucky get anymore

Ash @ Archie: I WILL fuck you up, family or not. Stop this stupid shit and come home before I tell mom that your being a dumbass

Archie realizing Ash isn’t joking:

[alolanrain]

Archie is having a mental breakdown from how intimidating ash had gotten because ???? His nephew was so small and pure the last time

The first second his eyes had landed on Ash, Archie was immediately thrown into a never ending panic attack.

Archie: DOES YOUR MOTHER KNOW YOU DRESS LIKE THAT!?!?

[alolanrain]

Long Ranger Ash:Is related to Giovanni(Father Archie(Uncle, related to Giovanni and Maxie(Uncle on Mom’s Side). They never really got over ash’s supposed death but kindly moved on. See him years later when ash is a lot more older and scars are everywhere on him with godlike Pokémon with him

They freak the fuck out over it because Ash isn’t actually fucking dead.

[alolanrain]

What if Archie and Max are both Ash’s uncles. Archie on his dad and Max on his mother. So when Archie is tatted out to Delia by ash, Delia calls max to vent. Meanwhile max is sweating bullets cause ‘how could Archie try to drown the world?’ Can you believe that nonsense? What if someone was dumb enough to wake groudon

Delia: at least I know you wouldn’t do that Maxie.

Maxie:

[alolanrain]

Team Rainbow Archie Au: He is Ash’s Uncle on Delia’s side. Delia is from Hoenn originally but moved after being sponsored by Professor Oak. She had a child with Giovanni but he disappeared without a reason and left her to raise Ash on his own. Archie helped her raise Ash and gave him a Mudkip as his starter. He hates Giovanni but still tried and succeeded to control Kyorge. Ash and Delia went into hiding after that. When Archie was put into team RR he punched Gio in the face

Aaaawwww poor Ash and Delia having to go into hiding. AND G O O D FOR ARCHIE!!! Even though their all from different dimension in the RR crew. Anyways, I Stan anyone punching Giovanni in the face.