#uncle jombee

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Baby Boy loving John B sooo much. When you get him from his crib he’s like “B BBB…” and JJ is like “But I’m so much cooler than him”

and john b’s like “suck it up, you’ve got sprout, now i get this one”

and jj’s like “they’re my kids!!!!”

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john b taking sprout out fishing

listen ik sprout and uncle jombee have a love / hate relationship but sprout does love spending time with him

so she loves fishing trips with uncle jombee. he gets matching bucket hats for him and sprout and lathers her up in sun screen and makes sure to have some snacks (some healthy some not lol) and they have a blast catching fishes and throwin em back! you and jj have tons of pictures from their fishing trips 🥺

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JJ getting a text from JB like “Heyyy we stopped at Heywards house for a bit” and when JJ walking in the living room, he sees poor baby Sprout with a bump on her forehead eating a popsicle in Mrs Heywards arms

he looks at sprout, a bump on her little forehead, eyes bloodshot and irritated. then he looks to john b, who’s basically shaking in his shoes and then has sarah explain what happened ANSNDNDND

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baby sprout eating avocado and jj is like “is that good bubba?” and she does a little baby hum, and john b is like “you spend more money on her avocado addiction than anything else in the house”

“and john b? you’re gonna look at me and tell me you’re gonna say no to her little face when she asks you for avocados?”

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Sprout being asked “Where’s Uncle Pope?” and she points to Pope, and you repeat it but with Kie and Sarah and instantly points to them, and then JJ is like “Where’s Uncle John B” and even though he’s in front of Sprout she shrugs her shoulders

AKSJJDJDN SAVAGE

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when you just had sprout, you’re emotions are all over the place and john b meets sprout he’s like “wow y/n, did your genes even try to make her look like you?” and you burst into tears instantly

and then jj and john b are rough housing in the middle of the room AKWJDNFNF

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Everyone coming over for a birthday dinner and Sproutys mastered the standing with assistance. And she’s using the coffee table as her balance and JJ is like “You showing off your new trick, mama?” and she’s smiling and you see her gums and two teeth and John B is like “Evryone stands bro”

AOSJSJS JOHN B 😂😂

ok but that’s literally their relationship and ngl i love it sm 😭💀

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baby sprouty in her car seat and babbling while jj’s on the phone with john b and she screeches and john b is like “do you have a bird in the car?”

YES ABSOLUTELY

and god forbid he’s on speaker bc then bby sprout babbles back to him sassily lol