#uncle posting

[butter-pie-enthusiast]

Uncle mavis i miss you

[therabbitparade]

5 yr old nephew just called to ask when were going for a walk together again so he can use our digital camera

[rattus-harenosus]

just went to the dentist and they gave me unclebiotics

[butter-pie-enthusiast]

I hope uncle Mavis is doing alright. I know you dickheads are in his inbox sending him shit and i’ll hunt you down because they’re doing their best!! They’re only 2 years older than me. Remember that, you imbeciles!

It’s gotten easier to sleep at night knowing i have a mom

I have to squeeze her hand before i go to sleep to make sure she’s real

I love all the people who look after me :)

[butter-pie-enthusiast]

@fungus-of-death Birdie wants to see you

No clue what sort of riffraff the two of you got into but yeah

[vertin-is-the-frog-guys]

interaction i had with my uncle a while ago

[butter-pie-enthusiast]

i'm a little worried about my uncle regarding his attempt at self baptism

Do not send them this post or i will get you

[butter-pie-enthusiast]

it has been days.