#uncle ro

[householdfantasy]

GOOD LUCK MISSY'S DAD !!! i hope things go perfect for ur interview 🥳🥳

Thanks sweets!

I need all the manifestations and positive thoughts 😅 It is a supremely long process so now I have to wait and see if i make it to the next interview.

Im not very good at waiting...

[householdfantasy]

It's my birthday in 20 minutes. Someone should piss on my lap to celebrate.

[householdfantasy]

How are you doing, Mr. Ro?

-🔥

Hey again sweet anon!

I'm doing okay, just watching Daz Games on YouTube with my kid. We've had a pretty good day, spent a lot of it at the dog park with our 2x dogs, and it was a Federal Election in Australia so we had to vote (it's illegal not to in Oz).

I had a migraine earlier so that sucked, but feeling much better now 😊

Thanks for checking in again today! How are you feeling sweet 🔥 anon?

[householdfantasy]

Aw nooo “play clothes” doesn’t work with my socialisation :(((. We never had school uniforms or dress codes and I didn’t like to change after school because changing clothes fucking sucks.

It’s a cool element of play tho

-🦖

Does anyone else call them "play clothes"? Omfg 😂

[householdfantasy]

I’ve just recently gotten sexually active and I just wanted to hear this from someone experienced; if you’re comfortable enough, are you down to share some blow job/hand job tips?

Hey sweets! Congratulations, first of all, I hope you're enjoying your sexual experiences 💕

It has been about five years since I last gave either of those (back when I was doing threesomes and before I started dating my fiancée). Because of this, I think my experience, which was once abundant, feels dated now 😅

The only thing I can really recommend, and not stress enough, is make it sloppy. Use lotsa spit or lube. And even then, I'd recommend asking the penis-haver if that's what they like.

Also the head is the most sensitive!

Good luck, have fun, be safe,

[householdfantasy]

Hii :)

How are you?

[householdfantasy]

Mr. Ro! How are you and Ms. Missy doing?

-🔥

Hey kiddo! Welcome back x

We're doing pretty good! We've just been shopping for some paint by numbers for a date night project tonight which will be fun, especially because it's raining.

How have you been?

[householdfantasy]

that's an absolute mood lmao

Sadly my vibrator broke, so I gotta buy a new one considering I don’t have a partner and touching myself gives me dysphoria

So for now I'm doomed to hump a pillow until I physically can't anymore without an orgasm because antidepressants suck

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Our vibrator/s broke and we went straight to a sex shop that day to buy a new one because we were Not waiting for an online order 😂

I can, and will, touch myself if I have to, but there's much better things to use to make me cum. I'm sorry about the dysphoria, I get that — my bottom dysphoria is usually stronger than my top dysphoria.

Antidepressants do suck, I can use a vibrator for hours and still not cum. And I fucken hate being overstimulated.

However! Watching pretty boys hump pillows or stuffies is one of my favourite porn categories so, like, respectfully, sounds like it's a good thing your vibrator broke 🤷