WIP snip
From Wendy’s Embrace fic, in which she doesn’t so much play with fire as much as a fucking nuclear explosion:
FROM: [email protected] TO: [email protected]; [email protected] SUBJECT: RE: Get off SchreckNET. Both of you
Wait, you mean she’s THAT Michael Williams? Oh Shit. We’re fucked. Especially Gerard. Gerard, you’re gigafucked. Where should we scatter your ashes after Michaela dusts you for GETTING HACKED BY MICHAEL FUCKING WILLIAMS, NEW YORK’S MOST FAMOUS HACKER??? Specifically, the HUMAN HACKER??? Jesus I thought she used that name as a tribute, not that she was THE ACTUAL FUCKING MICHAEL WILLIAMS.
Kaiser
FROM: [email protected] TO: [email protected]; [email protected] SUBJECT: RE: RE: Get off SchreckNET. Both of you
Stop fucking panicking. I checked all the logins and they all check out. No unusual activity at all. Oh, except for the fact Kaiser’s logged in on two computers at once. So if anyone’s getting dusted, it’s you, buddy. Anyway I’m putting some security updates in place. Hi, Wendy, I’ll be sure to come down with the welcome wagon when you’re dragged into this mess, provided you survive the experience. I’d sire you myself, but it sounds like Calebros has plans. Shame. I could’ve used a childe with half a brain.
Gerard
FROM: [email protected] TO: [email protected]; [email protected]; [email protected] CC: [email protected] SUBJECT: sup ATTCH: paulinfo.exe
Yes, I’m “THAT” Michael Williams. I didn’t know I was “NEW YORK’S MOST FAMOUS HACKER???” In fact, I’m kind of creeped out you guys have heard of my alter ego at all. It’s just a name I use for my freelancing gigs at night. Nobody takes a chick seriously in IT, especially not hacking, so I just use a male name. Anyway yeah, I’m in your system. Sorry about that, but Paul literally did just try to set the fucking Mafia (or whatever the fuck you guys are, I’ve never heard of the Camarilla or the Kindred before) on me to FUCKING MURDER MY ASS, so I figure fighting back is fair game. I wouldn’t try to break into my apartment again tonight, I’ve put in some measures and a dead man’s switch; the entire contents of dear Kaiser’s email address (”Kaiser”? Jesus, how pretentious) have been uploaded to a server of mine and will be sent to no less than three of my media contacts if I do not input the password at dawn and every two hours afterwards for a period of fourteen days. And unlike fucking Gerry here, I actually encrypt the passwords on my server, because I’m not a moron. Anyway, in a sign of good faith, I have compiled some information I think you’ll all want to know about Kaiser’s “ghoul.” It is attached.
Sincere regards, Wendy Taylor AKA Michael Williams, “NEW YORK’S MOST FAMOUS HACKER???”
FROM: [email protected] TO: [email protected]; [email protected]; [email protected] SUBJECT: DO NOT FUCKING CLICK THAT ATTACHMENT
If you’re reading this — what part of “get off SchreckNET” do you idiots not understand???/ I swear to Caine if any of you are stupid enough to see that .exe file and think ‘GOLLY GEE, I’M JUST GONNA CLICK THAT’ I will go Uncle Smelly on your asses. I am absolutely not fucking around. I’m taking the whole server down until the security leaks are patched.
Gerard
PS: The passwords ARE encrypted, she’s trying to mess with you.
Just a moment after she read that email, Wendy was kicked from the server. For a moment she thought Gerard had taken it down before her virus could do its work, but then she caught the error message: ERROR: HI, MY NAME IS [email protected] AND I’M A FUCKING IDIOT WHO CLICKS .EXES SENT TO ME BY STRANGE HACKER “KINE” AFTER GERARD TOLD ME TO GET OFF THE INTERNET!!! BECAUSE I’M AN EDGY CULTIST WHO LIKES KILLING INNOCENT PEOPLE. :-D
