Maxim Unsexiest List: Kathy Bates is the sexiest of Sarah Jessica Parker, Second Worst World Magazine
Maxim - the upmarket magazine for men of taste and culture - has recently added another brick wall, surprising for their raw materials, journalism pungent. No, not the innovative "Best Beards of All Time" feature, I'm talking about Sarah Jessica Parker (you know, that a perfectly harmless and decent actress that was not really all that famous for "List Unsexiest. For several years) at the top of the list. It 'been a suitable choice for an unnecessary and useless unfunny list.Sarah Jessica Parker reportedly shrugged it all off, saying he chooses to believe in "sticks and stones" philosophy. Good for you, Sarah Jessica Parker SJP.Joining Unsexiest on Maxim's list are Amy Winehouse and (dramatic pause) Britney Spears. Let me be the first to say, OMG! Someone is making fun of and / or criticize Britney Spears! This is so impressive, bold and / or edgy! (Once, I tried to read and watch Maxim TMZ at the same time, but then I just died from an overdose of fun and excitement.) To clarify, I do not think Sarah Jessica Parker is super sexy. I do not think that a lot of people do, honestly. But I also do not think it's horrible or is patently UN-sexy. Nor do I think she goes around talking about how sexy she is or trying to portray herself as a sex goddess. "Sex and the City" was a show about women ... who have sex ... in a city. It has never claimed to be a show on the sexiest women alive. (Okay, I made the last part up because I know nothing of the show. I have never "Sex in the City" look because I'm not a fat, borderline-functional, Xanax-gobbling, upper-middle class housewife. ) I really just do not understand the point of Maxim Unsexiest List. I guess they needed something to fill the pages between the airbrushed pictures of vapid skanks drunkorexic and articles on Rambo. Still, I think they missed the boat by using the opportunity to pick on Sarah Jessica Parker. Here are five chicks think it would be much more suited to the list of Maxim Unsexiest SJP. (As far as I can determine the criteria for the Maxim list was "women exist," so these are the only prerequisites for my list as well.) 1. Kathy Bates. Well, Kathy Bates is definitely not a "classic beauty". Neither is "hot", "cute" or "babealicious" in any sense. In short, I will not lick Kathy Bates. Yet, the losers in Maxim apparently think she's sexier than Sarah Jessica Parker. This is gross.2. Condoleezza Rice. Between war mongering, gap teeth and uneven skin tone, Condoleezza Rice is considered less sexy Sarah Jessica Parker for the standards of anyone. (Except for the rules of the gross weirdos Maxim.) 3. Kate Hudson. Haha, just kidding. I just wanted to make sure that they were paying attention.4. Britney Spears. Okay, okay, I admit that Maxim has this right. There really is no denying that Britney Spears is disgusting.5. Your mom. Got it? I get edgy and in-your-face as Maxim.
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