#unconfirmedbachelor

[tf2fansderogatory]

scout....... sccscscoutm is,,.. gay and transgender. he.......... he likes men.....,.,. yeah. yup. mhm. yeah

[tinny, as if over a walkie talkie] oh yeah... that's a queer alright. a little transgender. he's gay... he's homosexual.. .fruity. eyp. over

[ratslayer]

based on a post by @unconfirmedbachelor

[aprofessionalwithoutstandards]

I'm here to steal your brother's spot as the real scout.

I talk about tom jones so much that an old lady told me an anecdote about women throwing panties at him.

You two have to see who can spend the most money on Tom Jones memorabilia and also who will make the most money selling it when he dies. Clock's ticking Tommy boy

[tengwar-moved]

Fingalomadingdong I need u to know that I think about this 3 note gem literally every day

I don't even know how old this screenshot is because I don't use that colour scheme anymore and u changed ur url but it changed me. As a person. This is so important to me. Thank u for ur service

LMAOOOO I'm so happy, my life's purpose is to make 3 note posts and it seems I have made a difference in the world with this 😤

[presidentbungus]

spy headcanon: he's actually from montreal but being canadian is lame and embarrassing so he pretends he's from france because he thinks it makes him seem sexier

respectfully, alsodisuqkoeofjvnd

[hauntedlagoon]

A 3 minute egg must boil for 3 minutes

so true

[letmebegaytodd]

may I present a new benny for the collection

oh this is wonderful thank you!

[corvidkiid]

lynn the crow: do u like big dogs? like huge dogs. massive giant beasts of canine fluffers that could crush you

This really kinda sounds like a threat to me