okay hear me out: bucky barnes rubbing his socks on carpet and then touching people to give them a little static lmao
bucky barnes, confirmed Fuckin Nerd
he does it to steve almost every day in the winter, he’d get out of bed, put his socks on, because he can’t sleep with socks on, rub his feet on the carpet, and wake steve up with a zap
tony’s being a prick? zap. tony’s not being a prick? zap anyway.
nat and bucky have come to an Agreement after she rubbed a balloon on his head, so he doesn’t zap her. clint though? clint’s fair game. bucky’ll put him off when he’s throwing darts in the rec room, so bucky, smug lil shit he is, can win the game.
whenever sam’s over at his and steve’s apartment in the winter, he’s getting zapped almost every hour. more if he’s there to take steve out on a run and has woken bucky up in the process.
















