honestly I’m gonna say it. spamton is the perfect character. he hits so many different niches at once and not a single one of them is incorrect. he’s creepy and unsettling and fucking weird. he’s small and pathetic and needs some hot soup and a blanket. he’s egotistical and ambitious and will trample anyone to get what he wants. he had it all and lost it and has a tragic backstory. he’s a manipulator. he’s manipulated. he’s lonely. he could be picked up and dunked like a basketball with no effort. he could easily crush you with one hand (in NEO form). he was abandoned and doesn’t trust anyone. there’s a million sides to him. like why are people still surprised he got so popular when he’s literally the perfect character for people to latch onto any aspect of him and go wild. there is only one constant: spamton g. spamton.
