#undeyth

[inlyfe]

[ txt. ] hey, do you wanna play love each other forever with me?

( txt. ) theodora , we are literally married.

[hagiophagy]

📝 + yellowjackets.

tbf, i haven't seen yellowjackets yet (i know, i know) but based on vibes, maybe shauna or lottie?

send me “📝 + (fandom)” and i’ll reply with a character i would rp from that fandom. @undeyth

[helraising-archived]

✞‎ ‎ ·‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ @undeyth ‎ ‎‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ :‎ ‎ ‎ ‎‎ ‎ / &. /‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ continued from here.

‎ ‎ ‎‎‎ ‎ ‎‎ ‎‎ ‎ ‎‎ ‎ ‎‎ ‎ ‎‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎‎ ‎“done with you? yes.” ‎‎ ‎ ‎‎ ‎ ‎ ‎‎ ‎the reply comes from helena fast and without a second thought,‎ ‎ ‎‎ ‎ precise like the bolts she shoots in the nighttime.‎ ‎ ‎‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎‎ ‎theodora is neither an enemy nor a target of hers, if helena is really being serious; ‎ ‎ ‎‎ ‎‎ ‎ ‎‎ ‎she has bigger fish to fry, even if it’s fun to poke and paw at this one a little.‎ ‎ ‎‎ ‎ “done with this conversation? i mentally checked out ages ago, i’m now just humouring you,” ‎ ‎ ‎‎ ‎then the brief ghost of humour on her face quickly fades, leaving behind the steely-eyed gaze of her eyes, locked and focused.‎ ‎ ‎‎ ‎ “not for long, though. act wisely.”

for several seconds, helena doesn’t say anything ‎ ‎ ‎‎ ‎or offer much of a reaction ‎ ‎ ‎‎ ‎as the other woman takes her floor to speak rather liberally, ‎ ‎ ‎‎ ‎‎ ‎ ‎‎ ‎she’s only observing both her body language and her choice words; snippy, sure,‎ ‎ ‎‎ ‎ but it feels intellectually offensive to even call them ‘insults’, ‎ ‎ ‎‎ ‎especially from someone helena has regarded as tactful, not theatrical.

“do you truly consider this anger, or are you projecting a little?” ‎ ‎ ‎‎ ‎she asks, sounding curious, ‎ ‎ ‎‎ ‎only to then tilt her head and arrive at her own independent conclusions without waiting for an answer.‎ ‎ ‎‎ ‎ “… definitely projecting. you’re not as special as you think you are—”

“—not to me, anyway.” ‎ ‎ ‎‎ ‎she sighs, tucking a strand of hair behind her ear. ‎ ‎ ‎‎ ‎“no. finish your own sentences, lady, say your peace with your chest.” ‎ ‎ ‎‎ ‎a lazy roll of her eyes. ‎ ‎ ‎‎ ‎“and who even eats cheerios anymore? even my grandmother would find that outdated,” ‎ ‎ ‎‎ ‎and then there she is again, eye for eye, snark for snark, bark for bite.‎ ‎ ‎‎ ‎ “and she’s ashes. you’re welcome, that grey enough for you?”

[embodies]

@ dean. : did you say … you will be cheating death?

he opens his mouth to speak and then promptly shuts it, repeats the gesture like a floundering guppy. it's not often dean winchester is left speechless, but every response that seems appropriate initially is rapidly retracted once the consequences are more thoroughly thought out. ❛ well, when you put it like that it just sounds bad. ❜ the retort of a stubborn child by any other name, helpless shrug rippling through his body like a wave. ❛ cheating is a strong word. ❜

[canisdiaboli-a]

[ from @undeyth -> will ] : testing to see if you blocked my number...

[ -> theodora ] : if i had half the mind i would’ve done it but apparently i do not.

[ -> theodora ] : i do not need funeral services performed yet, but i’m sure you’ll know when i do.

[inlyfe]

perched on a tree branch in cat form, watching her through the window.

mug lifted , coffee burning across soft petals already painted in the morning's chosen war colors. flawlessly carved brow arched … unphased by glowing orbs. watching back , equally as careful. steaming rising over , swallowed down in languid , healthy gulps.

[inlyfe]

[ txt. ] olivia, this person tried to eat a fucking tide pod. if you are going to keep giving people free will, i’m gonna need you start supervising them a little better.

( txt. ) theodora. how many times must i remind you ... supervising defeats the purpose of such 'free will'. do not think for one second i sit by idle and enjoy the likes of their attempts to find 15 seconds of fame. had i the control to do something about it , we both know a great many things would be different.

[alldimension]

meow?

'ah, i see what you did there . . . luckily for you, i'm a man trapped in a feline's body, so speaking english is just fine, thank you,'