"How has it been so many years? Where did the time fuckin' go? Aedan is five and sayin' whole sentences. He's so clever. They don't even need us. He brushes his teeth without me makin' him." Both hands spread to rub his face. Pink warm cheeks and loose tongue. "Woke up the other day n'he was puttin' bread in the toaster. Looked at me n'said, "Look, Daddy, no hands! 'cause I told him not to last time. Bread just floatin' around."
“Cheeky little lad.” Salt, shot, lime. “You should see the number of animals Devlin sneaks into the house during any given week. And he’s so adept at it!”
Salt, shot, lime. “A few months ago the maids were changing sheets and I heard one of them scream.” He laughed. “Devy only went and snuck an injured frog into the house and tried to heal it with a bandaid. He hid it in MJ’s room! It took some doing to get it off the poor thing and get it back to the creek.”