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Danhausen period headcanons ...

nsfw!!! trigger warning for ... blood, I guess. reader (obviously) has female anatomy, but no specific pronouns are used so anyone can read

- danhausen. Danhausen a freak

- again. this has been established

- danhausen really likes it when you're on your period

- he likes it when you're all bloody and stuff. he thinks it's really hot

- he could eat you out for hours.

- will knead your stomach to help with cramps. shockingly it does help

- he really does love you being all bloody and messy.

- uses your blood as lube when he's fucking you

- seriously he's a freak

- the noises he makes when he's eating you out good god

- when he looks up at you after he's had his fill it's so insanely hot

- mouth covered in blood, all dazed and pretty

- hair most likely fucked up from you grasping at him

- i don't think that he'd typically be that rough or anything, like on average he wouldn't, but holy shit when you're on your period ???

- he's incredibly rough.

- one would expect that he'd be nicer! no

- he's got you folded in half, shoved halfway through the bed as he destroys you.

- blood and cum dripping down your legs. tears dripping down your face.

- he's already cum in you twice. you've already cum four times.

- you feel faint, like you're about to pass out, and he can tell

- slapping you until your dazed eyes meet his

- "just one more. you can do one more, yes? one more? for danhausen?"

- he grins. even if you said no, you know he wouldn't listen

- all you can do is nod your head.

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I hope these weren't too bad. I added a few as I was copy-pasting lmao

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the first ones background is a little rough but the others are okay.

the original edit of the original comic is done by @cad-comic . the original original is from ctrl alt del (webcomic).

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aew wrestler bush headcanons

don't even ask. mjf, jack perry, cope, clark connors, claudio, darby, orange cassidy, chuck taylor, and kyle fletcher. tagging as x reader because it makes the most sense. also available on my ao3

MJF

- so its difficult to say with him

- i'd say like a few years ago, he wouldnt have any. but nowadays .....

- hes got a bit more hair on him. on his chest most obviously.

- i dont think that it'd be all that big, but i do think that theres some bush there.

- when it grows out it's curly and beautiful

- he keeps it well groomed, but theres some there

jack perry

- i think that once he did scapegoat he started getting a proper bush. yknow??

- like some solid bush.

- with the gear he wears, you cant see it but trust me dawg i can tell a man with a solid bush when i see one (obviously i dont actually know but you get what im saying)

- but yeah hes got some great bush

- he trims it every so often but generally just keeps it clean and such

cope ...

- old man !!!!

- i mean that lovingly

- i wouldnt say he has a bush. hes definitely got some hair

- honestly i think it might be a little grey. which if true id cream my pants

- hes got some nice hair down there, but again, not really a bush.

- he keeps it pretty low

clark connors

- the real triple b.

- beautiful blonde bush.

- i dont think he has a ton of bush but its def bush.

- this is gonna sound weird but honestly i think it'd be kinda nice to run your fingers thru. yknow like itd be a bit soft

- needless to say. fantastic bush

claudio

- claudio keeps it pretty low i think.

- like shaved

- i think he still has some there its moreso prickly though

- he typically doesnt really grow it out much

darby allin

- i dont think he has much if any

- also keeps it shaved but its moreso on the soft side as opposed to the prickly like claudio

- shaved but not that low. yknow what i mean

- not much to say on darby

orange

- i also think like a few years ago it wouldve been lower, like not a ton

- however. nowadays.

- insert freaky sonic gif

- soft and orange

- solid amount of bush. on the jack perry side of things

- kinda looks like his beard if that makes sense

- he keeps it low down at the top

- when he puts his hands in his pockets it pulls them down a bit so he keeps it low so nobody can see

CHUCK TAYLOR 😜😜😜😜😜😜

- holy shit they don't call this man "sexy chuckie t" for nothing yhear

- I mean c'mon have you seen his happy trail ??? god

- he's got some gorgeous bush

- honestly I think he's always had some bush

- I don't have a whole lot to say I honestly just wanted an excuse to think about his happy trail like oh my lord god that man is so fine I miss him terribly

kyle fletcher

- shaved 🫩

- like completely smooth.

- he can be convinced to have a liiiittle bit. like soft fuzz kinda like his head. I like it when he does that it's so cute

- his skin is very soft, though

- honestly I think even if he didn't wear the world's skimpiest gear I think he'd keep it pretty low

- he just isn't the biggest fan of how it feels which is fair

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ive been writing a ton of head canons should i post them

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so I'm working on a card deck

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everyone's always drawing Joel as his vineshroom, why not vinny?

I traced over my sketchbook drawing and coloured it in :D

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I made a predictions form for forbidden door !!! please do it !!!

https://forms.gle/uhru8Gw4U89tDrsh9

rules / guidelines / whatever the fuck is on there !!! please please I promise it's fun

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