I was just reminded of the time I ran into what may have been an eldritch being. It wasn't really a spooky setup: it was summer and I was out jogging (bad experience, can't recommend) on a path between a country road and a field. Nothing unusual, I was on my way back home, when the weirdest fucking thing I've ever seen ran across the path out of nowhere. And I mean literally out of nowhere. On the side it came from was a road, I'm sure I would have seen it coming from there.
It was entirely light brown, about the size of a deer, and consisted entirely of legs. And I mean all of it, at absolutely impossible angles. This thing looked as if you'd taken a bunch of sticks, taped them together in anatomically disturbing fashion and breathed life into it. A flesh made black metal logo if you will.
It stopped for just a second, which is how long it took me to nearly shit myself, and then vanished into thin air. The field on the other side was so flat and empty I should have been able to track it for hundreds of meters but nope. Gone, like my sense of reality.
So yeah, even suburban Germany has some gems I suppose.
