#unfckablc

[terrifiesthem]

would he do elf on the shelf tho

he’d do 15 fucking elf on the shelves he ain’t fucking around

[dontdoboyfriends]

@unfckablc ;; should’ve liked 

                             “Are you fucking serious?!”

[dontdoboyfriends]

@unfckablc

               “Fuuuck, Wade.” He tilted his head back after a few moments of examining his own body, gaze focused on the man, the massage and their little activities afterwards. “How many times do I have to tell you you need to stop marking me up like this? --- You gotta be careful or I’ll start thinking that you WANT people to think I’m yours.”

[mercmouthd-blog]

          “  damn,  so that’s what woulda happened if i stayed in that tank any longer.  ”    fingers brush idly across the scars on his own neck,  and he thinks about the patches of them all over his body.    “  so,  you’re me,  right ?  but from,  like,  another universe.  and older, obviously.  ”

          @unfckablc​          *          starter call.