I wrote a hualian thing.
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https://archiveofourown.org/works/77740481

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I wrote a hualian thing.
altar sex gang bang marathon fucking for the Rare Kink Buffet.
https://archiveofourown.org/works/77740481
December (belated)Birthday Art 1 of 4
Perks of an Overactive Imagination Written by @unforth
This was an adorable fic I came across quite a bit ago. It’s veterinarian Dean and animal lover Cas....it has to be adorable!
Decided to draw a scene from it for Unforth as a Happy Birthday (a month and a half late)
“Again, Cas?” Despite the snark in Dean’s tone and his rolled eyes, he couldn’t keep affection from his voice. Cas’ expression was so wide-eyed and earnest, importuning, as he held out the entire damn box of adorable mewing kittens toward Dean. Dean could appreciate a guy who felt strongly about animals; initially that was a lot of what drew him to being a veterinarian. Heck, there was a lot to appreciate about Cas.
Chapters: 1/1 Fandom: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù Rating: Teen And Up Audiences Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Relationships: Luo Binghe/Shen Yuan | Shen Qingqiu, Liu Qingge/Luo Binghe/Shen Yuan | Shen Qingqiu Characters: Luo Binghe, Shen Yuan | Shen Qingqiu, Liu Qingge Additional Tags: Alternate Universe - Modern Setting, Love Triangles, Shěn Yuán has two hands, Twosome to Threesome, Boxing & Fisticuffs Series: Part 55 of May Trope Mayhem Summary:
Liu Qingge is happy that Shen Yuan has invited him to a movie... until it turns out Shen Yuan has ALSO invited Luo Binghe... and Shen Yuan and Luo Binghe are kissing.
May Trope Mayhem Day 7: Love Triangle to Polyamory
Here have another fill with almost 1500 words of completely unedited Liu Qingge Bingliushen drivel.
Whelp I've resisted locking my ao3 to registered uses through everything for years but this Lore.fm thing is my final straw. My fics are now locked for viewing and commenting.
If you need an invite feel free to let me know, I have at least a few codes.
Also: support podficcers! And legit actual screenreaders!
AO3 Wrapped 2024
This looked fun! Yoinked from @barbex . Template is here: https://www.tumblr.com/spicedrobot/768215592024014848/hi-i-know-this-is-very-random-but-i-love-your. Thank you, @spicedrobot
I keep looking at everyone else being excited about their word counts that are lower than this and telling myself I'm being a fucking weirdo but it's still a number so low it feels like failure when applied to me personally (even as I cheer on those I see who are happy for their own numbers. Brain double standards are dumb.)
Most of what I wrote this year was May Trope Mayhem fills that doubled as Rare Kink Buffet fills and I had a ton of fun doing it.
An elven prince appears in your bedroom.
"You are commanded to serve me in the summer court," they tell you.
"I've never told me you my name!" you exclaim. "You have no..." you trail off, though, as you realize in horror...you can't refute the prince. Their words compel. You can feel the power of the geas, the strength of their authority.
Frantic, you try to think when you could have erred.
And then you realize.
Yesterday, you had noticed your Facebook account was logged out, so you used your name and password to log back in.
But no, you hadn't been logged out.
You'd accidentally gone to Faebook, not Facebook.
And now, they had your name...
:D Trick or Treat: NieLan trying to figure out where to go for dinner?
Ah thank you! I can't remember if I've ever written Nie Mingjue's pov before? Or if I've written Nielan (I think once???) So hopefully I did okay. Modern AU, fluff.
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"What were you thinking for dinner tonight?" Lan Xichen asked. He had the sweet, fond expression on his face that always made Nie Mingjue's heart melt, and for a moment Nie Mingjue couldn't even understand the question...then he realized Lan Xichen was watching him expectantly.
"Oh...uh...the Sichuan place?" suggested Nie Mingjue.
Lan Xichen's smile slipped a hair.
Fuck.
"...dim sum?"
The smile slipped farther.
Double fuck. But really, it wasn't fair that Lan Xichen expected Nie Mingjue to read his mind! What kinda crap was that?
"... ...that new Korean place???"
Lan Xichen looked positively crestfallen, and Nie Mingjue's annoyance finally trumped his regard.
"Why'd you ask me if you already had a preference?" Nie Mingjue snapped.
"No...no, those are all fine," Lan Xichen replied. "And you're right, it wasn't fair of me to expect... but... I was hoping you'd want me to make dinner."
"You?!" asked Nie Mingjue, stunned. "That was an option?" Lan Xichen's smile returned, smaller and shyer and even more gorgeous.
"If you wa--"
"YES!" Irritation forgotten, Nie Mingjue grabbed Lan Xichen's hand and hurried toward the kitchen, pulling Lan Xichen along behind him.
"Any requests?" offered Lan Xichen.
"Anything," Nie Mingjue said warmly, glancing over his shoulder toward Lan Xichen; Lan Xichen's cheeks went beautifully flushed. "If these are the hands that made it?" Nie Mingjue raised the hand he held to his lips and brushed a kiss over the knuckles, and Lan Xichen's cheeks went redder, his eyes wide. "I'll eat anything you create."
Me, considering my fill for the first day of Kinktober (prompt: sentient creature bestiality):