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I majored in Rhetoric and found Herodotus hilarious but-... you can't take him seriously oh god. The only one that takes Herodotus seriously is Herodotus.
CONSPIRACY THEORY: that dude is actually Herodotus. Back from the grave. Full of himself.
that tracks i mean i did say yesterday (?) he’s probably a direct descendent
Very interesting. I too would just eat the marble, no questions asked. Bc it's the apocalypse, how much worse could it get, and if the god wanted me dead they would have done it already. If it wasn't the apocalypse I would have more questions bc I have things to do, but honestly if gods were real and this entity actually was demonstratably supernatural I still would most likely go
adult life is already so goddamn weird
I mean I’m not questioning it at all, knowing the whole story even just up to the point where he has to make the choice, I would still do it too, because... well, he’s seen a lot and most of it has actually been pretty good. It’s just surprising how little people have to know before they would also do it, and FASCINATING what things people base the decision upon.
Like OBVIOUSLY everyone wants to know what will happen if they do the thing, but that’s the trick isn’t it? You can’t know what will happen, so you have to base your decision on what you can know. And you are given, by the game, the ability to ask ANY question about what you already do know, as well as ask this god for additional information. And some people want to know a lot of really specific things, and some people want to know things that are unrelated, and some people want to know the situation of those around them first, and some people don’t want to know anything and just do it. It’s absolutely fascinating to me.
Those anons are absolutely horrifying. Take care of yourself, friend 💜
Trying to. Thank you, bean 💕💖
Three sentences, wolfstar, Sirius trying to complete a muggle puzzle
I've played this one out in my head, but I have no idea how I'll fit it into 3 sentences!
Sirius smugly threw the object (that had been the subject of his frustration for days) onto the coffee table, in front of Remus, who just glanced at it and said "you used magic," before going back to his reading.
Sirius had indeed used magic to solve this Muggle puzzle, but he couldn't have Remus know that something muggles could do was out of his capabilities; after all, he could use the washing machine and the hoover just fine!
Sirius only spluttered, then accused Remus of having no faith in him, ready to dramatically flounce off, when Remus looked him in the eye and said "there's no purple side to a Rubik's Cube, Sirius."
Hiya! I saw your ace-pride Aziraphale and a absolutely loved it and I'm following you now! Always awesome meeting another ace wlw *high fives*
glad to have a bunch of ace wlws following me hfdhhgf, peak solidarity
Help me! I have followed you for ages and have lost a fic. It's set during Prisoner of Azkaban after Remus takes the marauders map from Harry, and ends up talking to the map-versions of the marauders for a bit? It was a really cool/angsty idea and I'd love to find it again. No worries if no one knows of it, Google has been profoundly unhelpful. Have a lovely day!
I know there’s a bit included at the end of this one, but I think this idea has been used in a few fics. If anyone else knows of any other fics with this included, let me know!
Parchment by Honest_Brain
Remus Lupin finds the Marauder's Map again and does his best not to let a certain ghost from his past haunt him.
Clara: if you could only read one book for the rest of your life what book would it be?
sooo many replies haha I’m so behind
valaraukars replied to your post “How tall do you think maedhros is? I googled but I couldn't find any...”
Too tall
Suspicious
- Thingol
valaraukars replied to your post
#love yourself
there’s such a thing as loving yourself too much.
curufins-smile replied to your post “any murderdads specials coming up? I miss those horrible two 😢”
Oh my god those pratchett references <333 also maglor is like 90% bad special effects and terrible decisions. the other 10% is good hair probably
It’s when you get into the breakdown of hideous decisions vs special effects that things get complicated. The hair is amazing tho.
valaraukars replied to your post “any murderdads specials coming up? I miss those horrible two 😢”
Did maglor abduct a third child just to stand behind him and wave a piece of cardboard up and down for wind effect at appropriate moments
What does your heart say? (Yes)
elesianne replied to your post “any murderdads specials coming up? I miss those horrible two 😢”
why would you remove such a glorious pratchett reference? just kidding, I can understand why you'd want to do that. that said, those words fit in maedhros and maglor's mouths astonishingly well!
I told June that this was the most Vimes+Nobby-esque interaction I’ve seen in a while and I stand by it. Arda did start out as a disk after all!
unfortunatelyimaginary replied to your post “any murderdads specials coming up? I miss those horrible two 😢”
this is beautiful XD
Maglor would agree. Assuming you were referring to his monologue which, of course, you were.
brazenbells replied to your post “any murderdads specials coming up? I miss those horrible two 😢”
I love this inutterably
<3 <3 <3
imindhowwelayinjune replied to your post“any murderdads specials coming up? I miss those horrible two 😢”
...i always thought eau de nil was 'essence of nothing' omg you teach me so much
also maglor has the best sfx team
Maglor seeks to inspire and educate children everywhere, not just the ones he stole to work a lighting rig.
berrysphase replied to your post “So do you think Turgon ever sent word out to dad that Aredhel was dead...”
Oh, Fingolfin, ow -- "I suppose that counts for more than I would like", indeed.
Fingolfin used to take such pleasure in those snarky asides but now he doesn’t even know why he bothers.
imindhowwelayinjune replied to your post “So do you think Turgon ever sent word out to dad that Aredhel was dead...”
Somehow fingon standing to attention before his father is the most heartbreaking part of this
Fingon has been taking tips from his boyfriend on hiding distress behind a facade of icy professionalism :( boyyys :( :(
brazenbells replied to your post “imindhowwelayinjune replied to your post: I don’t...”
"said Fingolfin to his host" I feel bad for laughing
Also: getting eaten by spiders is like, rule #1 in How Not To Hostage, gosh
The really embarrassing thing is that Maedhros spent that night running around trying to get spidered and failing utterly. Everyone involved is an idiot.
imindhowwelayinjune replied to your post “imindhowwelayinjune replied to your post: I don’t...”
Sfghfvbn thank you for including the 100 arrows
I like. how they do not sound like monsters. Makes it much scarier.
it is too Extra(tm) to ever not appear in any Doriath-related fic. I can just see him bleeding out all ‘cough, tell them....tell them it was ten thousand arrows.’
I know people do deeply shitty things in wartime but I do struggle to wrap my hear around how cruel and spiteful and stupid what happened to the twins was. It was evil and not even productive evil, just monstrosity for its own sake.
imindhowwelayinjune replied to your post “Do you like female villains? I have heard some fan say they are...”
Dagnis sue eats your children and has special hair uwu
Dagnis Sue has a special birthmark shaped like a star- oh no, that was just mud/bloodsplatter.
curufins-smile replied to your post “simaethae replied to your post: simaethae replied to your post: Do you...”
probably highly accurate lbh
Taken directly from Tolkien’s unpublished manuscripts and/or my ass.
vardasvapors replied to your post “how about the version where A&A (and Orodreth, apparently) are tight...”
"bruncle"
the technical term.
imindhowwelayinjune replied to your post“how about the version where A&A (and Orodreth, apparently) are tight...”
it was contingent on how sexual the friendships in question were
-feanor
and c+c corroborate the totally platonic nature of their cousinly relationships. 100%. for sure. promise, dad.
Not sure who I should judge more, these horrible creatures or you.
valaraukars replied to your post “what is the yummiest part of an elf”
I don't know where to start
With the brain, hun. I just told you.
imindhowwelayinjune replied to your post “Did anyone ever hear from Turgon? I guess it's unlikely anyone ever...”
i got angry during so many parts of this post where to start
'pin a note to Hurin'
'he never saw his father alive again'
'the brief period in which Fingon had a face left to meet'
i forgive you, a little, because your bulletpoints are spot on
All my posts are specifically tailored to make you suffer, I’m so glad it’s working. I thought of your face while writing about Fingon’s lack thereof xxx
bamboocounting replied to your post“Can’t stop thinking about that bit in the Lay of Leithian where...”
you don't need candlesticks when you've got elven captives with the light of aman dwindling from their eyes
someone who can draw really needs to have a go at it, this would be beautiful.
berrysphase replied to your post“Maehdros+fluffy cat, smelly maiar, dark and disturbed anon here. I've...”
That is an a+ limerick and I can't remember whether I managed to actually tell you about that soz
You for sure did, but by all means praise me again, I am really proud of it.
