#unforunate

[starfilled-galaxy]

screaming im trying to make funny shitpost but my ipad is doing that dumb thing again where it refuses to save images as transparent and i REALLY need this one thing to be transparent for the joke to work lmao

[symmetricpineapple]

thicc hair

[vampvwolf]

Dog part 1

I have two things I would like to get off my mind. One I cannot risk getting out just yet but another I am free to write about and I don't give a damn. I lost my last tumblr account. I wanted to recount my experiences about working for a dog transport company.

I worked for my best friend. I left my server job to which I was able to pay my bills. To work for her. She promised to pay me on time and I would be eventually run my own crew once we got more business.

Things could have never gone more wrong.

[comintoyoulive]

What my mother needs is a son

[yippee-ki-yoyo]

Pros of dying your hair: in control of life for .2 seconds

Cons of dying your hair: don’t pass

[beingshereen]

[carsassians]

fukin annoyed that lets play live and nsp are gonna be like TWENTY MINUTES AWAY but im not going bc i dont have Money 

[geekspren]

me: tryin to set up some hang out time with friends for my bday, realizes i only have about 5 that live a 2 hour drive away, and 3 are busy