#unit 22 (double)

[twelve-and-co]

How long would it take Double to become Triple, or perhaps Home Run?

Double: Well, perhaps if I were to clone myself I could-

Twelve, Thirteen, Fourteen, and [REDACTED], simultaneously: NO.

Double: …well there you have it!

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Curiosity kills the cat, but what would satisfy you enough to perform the needed energy to create the ritualistic necromantic properties of bringing it back?

Twelve:

Thirteen:

Fourteen:

Double: ...wha-

[REDACTED]: Give me five minutes.

Thirteen: Why?

Fourteen: You are not going to bring a cat back from the dead right now.

[REDACTED]: Of course not!

[REDACTED]: ...I'd need to kill something first!

Twelve, Fourteen, and Double, simultaneously: NO-

Thirteen: Hm. Pog.

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Who’s the most likely to go pspsps at a cat?

Double: Well, statistically speaking-

Thirteen: Twelve’s doing it right now.

Twelve, crouched down: Pspspspsps c’mere kitty kitty! Come on Willow! Come on out from that little- Oh, did someone ask a question?

Thirteen: It’s answered.

Twelve: Oh, yay! Now, where did Oreo run off to... 

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Opinions on pineapple on pizza? Assuming pizza exists in your world. Oh wait, pineapple doesn't exist... opinions on chorus fruit on pizza??

Twelve: Hmm, never had it before... Seems interesting enough!

Thirteen: Chorus fruit on anything is disgusting. Like, teleporting fruit? No thank you! 

Fourteen: Well, Miss I-Hate-Everything, I find chorus fruit rather tasty. It adds an interesting flavor to foods. I can’t really describe it, but it’s nice.

Thirteen: You like your foods, I’ll like mine.

Double: My eating functionality is not as advanced as player eating. However, the little I have tasted of chorus fruit is very nice. So, I guess I might like it.

Thirteen: You are all such weirdos! Fruit doesn’t belong on pizza!

Fourteen: Tomatoes.

Thirteen: Oh, don’t get me started-! 

[twelve-and-co]

Is uh.. is Double ok? Like in the head?

Double: Yes, I’m fine. My wires and circuits are all optimized and functioning properly. ...Why do you ask? 

[twelve-and-co]

Double Quoting Vines (Part 1/?)

Thirteen, jumping out from behind a pillar: AHH!

Double, holding bread: Stop! I could’ve dropped my croissant! *Keeps walking*

Thirteen: ...What the fuck is a croissant?

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Fourteen, humming: Bah bah bah b-dah, bring the beat in-

Double, running into the room with a beetroot: ANYTHING FOR YOU BEYONCE-!

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Double, under her breath: Bop it; twist it; turn it; yank it; pull it-

Twelve, genuinely concerned her circuits are broken:

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Double, filming Thirteen building: Every breath you take, every move you make-

Double, moving the camera over to Fourteen, who’s watching Thirteen: I’ll be watching you~!

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Double: It’s the most beautiful thing I’ve ever seen!

Double, pointing to a melon: It’s watermelon! Inside a watermelon!

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Double, lecturing the others: When will you learn? When will you learn? THAT YOUR ACTIONS HAVE CONSEQUENCES!?

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Double, pointing at Fourteen’s boots: What are thooooose!

Fourteen: They’re my... diamond boots...?

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Twelve: Hey Double, how are you doing?

Double: Thanks for checking in; I’m still a piece of garbage~!

Twelve: ...you good?

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Fourteen, riding a horse: *Makes a big jump*

Double: That was majestic.

Thirteen: It was okay, at best.

Double:

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Twelve: *Puts on a music disk*

Double: Oh, this is my jam! This is my- Turn that song off!

Double, pulling out sweet berry jam: This is my jam.

Everyone:

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Double, pointing at a group of parrots: Look at all those chickens!

Fourteen, worried Double’s wires are literally crossed: Those... are parrots.

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Is Unit 22 a willing helper all the time, or are there circumstances that would cause them to rebel?

Double: I try my best to assist others, even at possible harm to myself. Unlike many other robots/androids, I do have some free will. I am not required to help people, just strongly encouraged to. I mean, I also like helping others. As long as I’m not going to directly harm myself beyond repair or to the point of death, I will do my best to help and assist. 

Double: If, however, I found out someone was using me for malicious purposes... There would be very little containing my rage. 

Double: But, luckily for us, that hasn’t happened yet. And with this amazing bunch of sister-friends, I’m certain it won’t!

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Unit 22 has access to the Internet... Interesting... What's her favorite meme?

Double: My favorite meme... I’m not quite sure. Many of them are spectacularly funny! I cannot just chose one! ...Vines on the other hand-

-Cut to yesterday-

Fourteen: *Hands Double an empty potion bottle*

Double: This bitch empty; YEET! *Throws it across the room*

Fourteen: ...

-Cut back-

Double: The others do not know what Vines are. They have no idea what I’m saying when I quote them. It has quickly become one of my primary forms of entertainment. I’m going to see how long they can go without asking me what I’m saying. So far, it’s been... four months. If they ask, I will be required to tell them. But until then... :D!