Kate (still typing): you know, you'd think, with all the funding this organization gets, they'd be able to set up a decent spam filter!
Kate sighs.
Kate: No, I don't want to help out a Nicaraguan prince!
Vikram: do you ever focus on your job?
Kate: not if I can help it, but if you're going to insist... (yawns) have you found our intruders yet?
Vikram: not yet, ma'am.
Kate: what exactly do we pay you for?
Vikram: cleaning up your mess!
Kate: Sarcasm! Excellent!
Kate: if you're going to interrupt my very precious admin time, Colonel, I would've hoped you had better cause!
Vikram: I thought you might appreciate the update, ma'am. I was clearly wrong.
Kate: Just let me know when anything changes, alright? (sighs) I've got a lot to get through. You're my eyes and ears out there, and I can't be in two places at once.
Kate: well, if you're going to go, just go! Don't loiter there like my ex-husband.
Vikram: No, it's just, uh--
Kate: Just what?
Vikram: something odd happened out there! Carter and Osgood. I met them in the lab, then in the corridor. I mean, it's not impossible they could've raced ahead of me, but, uh... I don't see why they'd bother.
Kate: you think... it could've been our intruders?
Vikram: well... we've met shape-changers before. It's possible.
Kate: Great! So, we can't trust anyone!
Vikram: I never trust anyone.
Kate: pass the word around -- discreetly.
Vikram: and what about Osgood and Carter?
Kate: if the intruders are capable of camouflage, we've no reason to assume they still look the same -- but, be on your guard.
Vikram: ma'am.
Kate (sighs): whilst I deal with these.
more typing
Kate: ooh! Two pizzas for the price of one -- keeping that.
I do like this video they did for UNIT: Encounters. Mind, that might be because Jemma Redgrave is narrating it! (Okay, who am I kidding, it is absolutely the reason why!)