Osgate appreciation blog

No more Mr. Nice Wirrn

[kowarth]

Doodle Osgate arguement arc. This was harrowing as I posted it daily originally, especially when the fugitive tried to engineer sex pollen to stop the girls arguing.

It sort of worked..

[mia-ahhhh]

Osgood: Argentina! Come on!

Kate: *calmly* Spain.

Osgood: *turning* Why?

Kate: *sipping tea* Because UNIT has a reciprocal agreement with them. They help us monitor extraterrestrial activity in the Strait of Gibraltar. Argentina once tried to sell a captured alien probe on the black market.

Osgood: You’re serious.

Kate: Deadly. And if Spain wins, I get leverage for that new satellite array I’ve been requesting.

Osgood: You’re using the World Cup for budget negotiations?

Kate: *raising an eyebrow* I use everything for budget negotiations. Now cheer for Spain or I’m assigning you to paperwork for a month.

[bigtittygothmom666]

[cryptotheism]

Do you think Plato could've taken a cave hyena

RAW STRENGTH: Cave hyena wins

PHILOSOPHICAL DEBATE: Also the cave hyena

[technicallywrite]

Watching the ground crew maneuver the jetway into place from a terminal-side burger joint, and it’s kind of funny to see from this angle— the padded accordion going schlorpppp onto the neck of the plane like some kind of giant vampire slug…

[ccsrecrtlove]

It’s just a rough draft, but I’m already too excited to wait, I have to post it🥰🥰

[spaceshipsandpurpledrank]

[ghostdaartist]

Bro videos are always 🔥 💯.. instant collaborations

[whatacartouchebag]

[hwaetis]

I think it's an almost universal thing that reading smut in your native language is painfully cringy, but what about native english speakers? HOW DO YOU READ IT AND NOT CRINGE?

[technicallywrite]

… I thought that was just me being weird about smut written in French? Now I am curious.

[saphrodoe]

all of my star trek tos lesbians art so far :-) to everyone who has been telling me to watch it for my whole entire life: you were right

[icecreamcakesweetheart]

[doubleca5t]

I'm not necessarily rooting for the US in the world cup but I do think it would be funny if they made a deep run if only because I feel like, for countries that are actually good at international football, "You lost to the USAmericans" would make for god tier trash talk

[doubleca5t]

Imagine you're from a country where this sport is like a national civic religion and you lose to a bunch of dork ass losers who call it soccer. There's no coming back from that

[doubleca5t]

I thought the USMNT making a deep run and embarrassing some European teams in the process would be the funniest outcome for them in the World Cup but Trump using FIFA's limitless appetite for corruption to get a red card overturned for their game against Belgium only for them to completely embarrass themselves, play way worse than usual and lose by 3 goals is SO much funnier holy shit that's incredible

[technicallywrite]

I'm a rare Belgian who doesn't care about the footie, but being married to a USAmerican who does, the World Cup suddenly became a lot more entertaining for the span of an evening.

[mia-ahhhh]

Kate: Osgood, darling. Come out. I only want to talk.

Osgood: *hiding behind the sofa* It was a controlled experiment! The reaction was supposed to be contained!

Kate: Controlled. How fascinating. You know I do love a good experiment.

Osgood: *scrambling to the next room* The catalytic compound was perfectly stable on paper!

Kate: Paper is not reality, my love. Now be a dear and come here.

Osgood: *panicking, knocking over a lamp*I can fix it! I just need more time!

Kate: *sweetly* Time is something you’re rapidly running out of. When I catch you, I’m going to perm your hair. Slowly.

Osgood: *yelping* Not the perm! Anything but the perm! Kate, mercy!

Kate: Mercy is for good girls who don’t destroy things.

Osgood: *cornered* It was just the grass! I was trying to make it self-fertilising!

Kate: Just the grass. Of course. How innovative.

[technicallywrite]

Cosmosgate update — Ch. 71: Shear factor

Tracking a rogue satellite leads to an unexpected discovery for Osgood and the flyboys.

As befits a satellite-themed chapter, you're really going to want to catch up on the most recent Satellites episodes before reading this one. There's a fair amount of side-story from in there that is about to move to center stage.

Should have known better Triangulations

CW: Angst, fear of heights (justified), social situations

An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works

[jeniferprince]

oh to be a pirate being rescued by mermaids

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[technicallywrite]

Pirate captain Kate Stewart having a happy dream

[jeniferprince]

daphne and velma, noir style 💜🧡

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[echo-loves-flowerboy]

Guys! Athena’s beauty routine finally dropped! source

So here’s what you have to do if you want to have perfect skin while keeping that alpha grindset:

Wash your horses first even if you are caked in blood and dirt

Wash your mighty arms

Don’t use Perfume, rub yourself with manly olive oil only

Don’t do make up, don’t even look into a mirror, you already have a chiseled jaw and flashing eyes

Instead run 120 laps around a racetrack to give your face a natural blush

Comb your hair with a golden comb

Now you’re ready to compete for a golden apple

[sometiktoksarevalid]