May 12, 2020
What about the company policy for employees trying to date Sephiroth?
“There’s bottled water in my fridge. “Please direct your thirsty ass there and hydrate.”
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What about the company policy for employees trying to date Sephiroth?
“There’s bottled water in my fridge. “Please direct your thirsty ass there and hydrate.”
Is there a Shinra Employee Handbook? Is it regularly updated due to various incidents?
“We have a remote access file employees can access on their PHS rather than a physical handbook. After the last few influxes of Turk and SOLDIER employees, the handbook kept getting updated and costs were racking up so we’ve moved to digital. The President, the Directors, and their assistants have editable access to the file.”
“Though no matter how much I call myself ‘Director Oster’, I still don’t have that privilege.”
What is the policy on employees trying to date Rufus?
“Ask him yourself. It’s his choice who he enters into a relationship with.
“Plus, this is one hole I’m not talking myself into.”
"I'm mildly concerned about this cat running around the building on two legs and screaming at me in a Scottish accent."
“....... “Would the owner of the Scottish anthro cat please come and collect it?”
The science department may have set some strange creature free into the Turk HQ in retaliation to paint.
“...................................................................... “Now I know why there are so many floors between you both.”
Someone started a rumor that Rufus sleeps with all the Turks and that's why they're so loyal to him. Might've come from the Science Department.
“Uggggggggghhhhhhhhhhh..... “Tseng, help...”
Is there an INhuman resources department? I feel like that's the office to be handling anything related to Hojo... (￢_￢)
“Hojo is inhuman resources.”
I am in need of a job. Can I apply to wreck Shinra from the inside?
“Not under those pretenses, no. I would recommend you just apply for a job, but first, listen to this bit of prose I’ve been working on.
A flower drifting through, Sweeping through the sky Kissing the water’s surface
Do not ask where this flower goes Or from whence it came Mind your business Imparts nature unto you Now go, ‘fore you’re immured O child of valley kin
“It’s a work in progress, but I hope it left an impact!”