Guys help I am dissociating about unkown blood to try and come up with more of it, but it's all jsut rocky grace fluff help they're too cool all I've come up with with Simon is he's touch starved so once he is allowed to walk around the place and he deems grace as the sole non-threat person on the entire planet he jsut clings to him like velcro to grace's fox sweater
Like they're on the middle of a conference about Simon's world so ofc he is there, and in the middle of talking Simon stands up and jsut says "touch" and clings to grace with everyone jsut looking at them like "What the fuck"
So grace quickly explains the situation and continues with the presentation asking people to respect Simon and pay no mind to this whole deal (doesn't help Simon mumbles "fuck" close enough that grace's mic catches it and the entirely too casual way grace says "no" and turns him down like this js normal to them jsut confuses everyone else)
Stratt has to issue a statement along the lines of "I can't believe I'm saying this, but. To all personel, do not try to fuck the inter dimensional man. I know he's muscular and strong enough to lift and eridian and looks like a supervillain. Do not try to fuck him, he will oblige but both parties will be hurt and you will be fired for it. I repeat: Do. Not. Sleep. With. Simon.
P.s since people keep asking. Grace has special close contact permission since I both trust him not to do anything stupid and is the only person Simon trusts enough to let touch him, let alone be the one to initiate touch. Do not mention the constant touching around Simon he will become violent"










