Sep 10, 2021
“Cards…the one think Leon can’t win at https://t.co/2Q8xnq9oVj”
So is this why Leon’s Uno matches are never televised? XD
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“Cards…the one think Leon can’t win at https://t.co/2Q8xnq9oVj”
So is this why Leon’s Uno matches are never televised? XD
Me: *kicks wife's ass at uno* *flips her off*
Wife, right after dramatically lamenting her loss: "Don't do that! That's rude!!"
Me: "Losers get that. Winner gets a kiss."
Wife: *kisses me* "well what do I get?"
Me: "I told you, this!" *flips her off*
Wife: "Stick those in my fanny and maybe."
Me: "Oh my God."
Wife: "I'm thirsty!" *cackles*
Like 0.2 seconds later:
Wife: *squints at me while shuffling the cards and pausing on the princess Zelda (it's Legend of Zelda uno cards) one: "Your eyes look like this right now."
Me, waiting, thinking she's about to do a cute compliment because it's pretty art on the card.
Wife: "An ugly green and an ugly yellow!"
Me: "Wowwww. You really think I have ugly eyes huh?"
Wife: "Nooo. They're still eyes I would sit on." *starts cackling like a maniac.*
0.2 seconds later again:
Wife: "Alright let's go again. I'll be doing the flipping off this time."
Anyone else just like mark you dork XD