#unseendisaster

[unactivenow]

Preston and Indigo actually make me very happy.

[unactivenow]

                               "Everyone says it's weird I have never touched a drop of alcohol or fantasied about a man naked before. I-Is it weird?"

[flowercrownfists]

        "---Am I the only one to notice that Larry from Orange is the New Black and the kid from the Teenage Dirtbag video are the same person?"

[malaragazza]

           "How fucking hard is it for people to get my damn order right?" A trip to a local Burger King yielded unsavory results. Anger ensued.

[alayawintersachieve]

unseendisaster said: i feel like you not seeing me as a fellow essex individual should be a compliment and an insult, you’re saying i’m not one of your people, but then again /essex/

You make it sound as if I rules Essex or as if I'm Boudica :P

[alayawintersachieve]

unseendisaster said: how do i do the thing shut up, ur just jeal, be more reem and i’ll buy you a vajazzle

------------ I regret everything.

[alayawintersachieve]

unseendisaster said: do i write not essexy enough for you am i not es/sexy/ enough for you?

Please be more essexy for me.

[alayawintersachieve]

unseendisaster said: i don’t know how to take this

It's like you've never lived in Essex, bro.