Who would you like to write the most right now? Maybe it would help us request stuff!
WELL!!! yall know im always down and durty for christopher…. BUT! I’m also thinking of getting into writing Clark Kent/Superman (david corenswet save me)… idk i love me a dork with glasses and huge biceps….
other than that! really any of the utd boys (except mike, im so sorry but i am fighting for my life every time i have to write that man)(he’s so secsy but oh mike munroe how i hate you)
AND THE GIRLS! i never get asks about the girls but i have very strong feelings (specifically horny)
i also do sfw!! i love writing smut as the worlds horniest asexual author, but guys i can also write silly cutie stuff too (also smut with plot? do you guys like smut with plot?)
✭ Warnings: Hate sex (duh), mike & reader are a lil tipsy, GN! Reader, Hair-pulling, mild choking, idk mouth covering, biting, potentially dubious consent, mike is a dick and i want his, Dom! Mike, Sub! Reader, porn with minimal plot…
So obviously mike is an egomaniac, albeit a deeply insecure one, but he KNOWS he’s hot.. so imagine him with someone who expresses no direct interest in him, but more than that, someone who actively DISLIKES him?
it’d turn it into a little bit of a game for him, seeing how much work it takes to make you swoon for him like everyone else does, taking little jabs at your ego to disguise the way you’re bruising his..
And, obviously, all of that frustration builds up overtime, the antagonizing turning into a weird sort of sexual tension fueled only by pure annoyance towards each other. He thinks you’re a bitch, you think he’s a douche, and it makes him want to fuck you so stupid you’ll shut the fuck up for once..
sooo… you, him, and just enough alcohol to get rid of those nerves? yeah, yall fucking..
It’s messy and mean. one of his big, brutish fucking hands balled in your hair, tugging the threads enough to sting, one hand over your mouth to shut you up….
his hips pound into yours from behind, the power in his thrusts are almost enough to sting, if not for the way they leave you seeing stars - but god forbid he knows that part.. His breaths are heavy and ragged, low, almost angry groans breaking from his lips punctuating every harsh thrust. His pace is rigid, too, sharp snaps of his hips against yours, intended to reflect that frustration he feels towards you, but it’s nearly impossible for him to deny that it feels fucking fantastic.
It’s not just being inside you that has him on cloud 9, it’s the ego boost, hearing you moan and cry out against his palm every time he fucks you a little deeper, even though his words reflect the opposite, obviously.
He’d practically growl little insults every chance he got, saying some shit like “fuck- You just can’t shut up, can you?” inciting you to bite down on the hand over your mouth, just as the one act of retaliation your liquified brain can come up with in the moment. “Oh, you’re such a fucking- bitch-“ his insults are punctuated with more deep thrusts, and, no matter how vehemently he’d deny it, you may even be able to catch low whines between his moans.
his hands change positions after that, the one over your mouth now around your throat, squeezing just enough to make you a bit fuzzy-headed, the other wrapping around your midsection, just to give him more control as he gets closer and closer to cumming, part of him hopes you will, too, the other part thinks you don’t deserve it.
either way, he relents. He’s nothing if not a gentleman (a thing that even he can’t fully believe, but whatever.) and he finds it in himself to be kind, to be soooo gracious as to make sure you get off too. and oh LORD you do.
and he does not live that shit down literally ever, any time you get smart with him? you’re getting the most SMUG smile from this man. You can’t say shit to him after you came on his dick, sorry diva…
🍒：if this is shit oh lord don’t tell me (i am writing this at nearly 6 AM after an all nighter) either way i fear i need to fuck this man sloppily and angrily sorey
GUYS I AM ALIVE AGAIN AND ON MY HANDS AND KNEES BEGGING FOR NEW ASKS I MISS WRITING TERRIBLY AND AM IN BETWEEN BEING SICK AND WORKING 24-7 AGAIN i need the people to feed my stupid little brain ideas again♥️
THEY WOUOD CAUSE PURE CHAOS AND HAVE REALKY LOUD SEX
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`✭ ˑ ִֶ 𓂃⭒ Black Cat! Reader x Black Lab! Mike
writing and posting an old ask bc i miss it so bad…
✭ Warnings: Gagging, sub & dom dynamic (Dom! Mike x Sub! Reader), everything is consensual, no actual pet play shit, desperate mike, shitty writing while i learn to do this again 😜
so, if i take this concept and mushy it together with mike gagging you with his fingers… will you guys.. stay with me. hear me out, okay?!??
Mike with a kitty coded partner makes me think like… bitey, lazy, and maybe a little bit like. The only word i can think of is bratty? and, relevant to this specific scenario, bae loud as fuck… as for Mike himself, he’s already very dog esq, he has wolfie, he’s basically canonically dog coded!! Loud, overeager, rougher than he means to be because he loves you so so much he physically can’t bring himself to be any gentler because he’s convinced he’ll go insane if he doesn’t get all of that energy and need for you out ASAP!!!!
soooo….
Mike who pins you to basically any surface he can, holding you there so he can give you AALLLL of his love… yah…. that’s dog! mike…
and in this specific case, imagine he’s got you up against the wall, chest against the cold surface while he tries so hard to get you clothes off for you, barely able to contain himself the second he gets them off and discarded to wherever he can throw them to the quickest, arm around your waist, holding you back against him while he fucks you like his life DEPENDS on it, heavy, breathy groans against your neck while he holds you like he could possibly get you any closer to his body, he just wants to feel ALLL of you….
he loves when you’re loud, completely and totally loves it…. but the neighbors? yeah, probably not… plus, i dunno, mike gagging you with his fingers is fucking hot??????? mike shoving two of his big ass fingers in your mouth to shut you up a bit while he continues to basically fuck the soul out of you? yeahhh…
🍒: i’m fully aware this lowkey sucks, I’m lowkey still dead but i was listening to deftones and needed to write mike… ill get back into the swing of it soon 😜
giggling… i’m gonna write this as a slight continuation to the previous ask..
chris who’s eating you out while holding your hips, pressing your back against the wall and eating that puss so desperately he doesn’t care about the mess you’re making on his face, the way you leave his nose and chin a little wet, the way your legs shake and struggle to support your weight… and also to accommodate his build between them??
and the way you’re moaning for him makes his head SPIN. your hand in his hair making the hard-on straining against his jeans all the more unbearable.. but he wants to keep tasting you, he doesn’t wanna stop hearing moans and seeing you trying to hold yourself up with your eyes half-lidded and trying to stay trained on his face… so his body sorta does the next best thing, his hips rolling slightly against your leg, a low, sorta muffled groan coming from him the second he gets any semblance of relief?? he doesn’t pull away, either. sure, it’s like… a little pathetic, grinding again your leg just bc eating you out gets him riled up, but he can’t help it!!
he continues eating you out like a fucking starved man, clumsily bumping his nose into your clit in the way that sends shocks down your spine, two of his fingers near knuckle-deep in you just in an effort to make you come for him, his hips searching for any sorta friction he can find?? your leg? your shoe? he don’t gaf as long as it’s you… his hips rocking a little more frantically and his breaths ragged whenever he’s forced to pull away from you for air, followed by his breathy groans and almost-whines for you.. but he’s back in it IMMEDIATELY. trust.
and the second he feels you squeezing on his fingers? the hand on your hip gets a little more tense, his hips desperately pressing up against your thigh while he continues to curl his fingers inside you, trying his best to find that little spot that’ll make you see stars!??! his tongue flattening up against you, the bridge of his nose pressing so perfectly against your clit while your legs get a bit shakier, finding it increasingly harder to support your own weight?? hes fucking DONE. a shaky, broken moan jerked from his throat, breath hot and bated against your skin when he’s sent over that edge, warm lips only detaching from you once you’re too spent and pull him away!!! … and after he’s like totally fucked up the inside of his jeans..
when your hand tugs at his hair, prying him off of you, the fucking puppy eyes he’s unintentionally giving you make you wanna give him literally whatever, if your brain was currently operational enough for anything like that. his face is now just a few inches from you, his chin and nose a bit wet, cheeks flushed and pupils blown when he stares up at you. “f-fuck, baby… god… h-hi… you… you’re so pretty… goddamn…” his breathy, whiny curses and praises while he tries to catch his breath have my stomach doing backflips.
✭ sloppy head, reader receiving! (he eats that puss like a fucking champ), afab reader implied but no pronouns used, cum on his face, idk wtf else to say ??
as previously stated, chris goes absolutely fucking cray on eating that puss and i cannot be swayed.
thinking about chris with his head between your thighs, his tongue desperately running his tongue over u again and again to feel you squirm?? two fingers knuckle-deep in u curling when he wants to feel you shudder!?!
istg he eats it like he needs you to LIVE dude, like he does not care that his chin is a lil wet from how frantically he’s going at it, his hands are OCCUPIED and he cannot be bothered with cleaning the mix of spit and ur wetness on his chin, not when your moans and thighs trying to clench around his head have him on cloud fucking 9???
but the best part is his big ass nose occasionally clumsily bumping up against ur clit??? he already took his glasses off so they’d stop getting in the damn WAY (hell, maybe he puts them on u bc that’s also fucking sexy?!!? watching them slowly slip down your nose the more you moan and squirm under his tongue ??SCREAMS)
but either way he didn’t really take into account the possibility of his fucking NOSE being the culprit for the way you will officially jerk a little more, your hips twitching whenever it accidentally bumps up against you just bc he’s clumsy, but when he gets more into it and the bridge of his nose presses up against you sooo perfectly?? the way you gasp makes it click IMMEDIATELY.
and he lives to please!!! so the second he notices what he’s doing right?? FUCKING OBVIOUSLY HES GONNA KEEP DOING EXACTLY THAT?? his tongue running over you a little more frantically, barely even taking breaths in between, just keeping his face right up against that puss like he needs you to fucking LIVE.
basically, hands tightly on your hips, your wetness gathering on his nose, lips, and chin?? fucking HEAAAVEN for him. he would cum in his jeans from eating you out sorry not sorry.
